'SOME QUESTION TASTEFULNESS OF INVENTION'

ButtleOpener creator defends product, says it is harmless

(Thanks to Robin Goodfellow and Sharon ["The Minx'] Lurie)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Classy. I think they sell them at Hooters.

[nursecindy]

If NASCAR won't allow it on a car, it must be bad.

[Horace LaBadie]

When you are drunk, it improves your aim.

[padraig]

That's a shame. I heard he designed it as a tribute to his mother, who always opened her Schlitz 40-ouncers that way. Yes, even the twist tops. How can they consider that tasteless, this close to Mother's Day?

[clankie]

It's no wonder the invisible aliens from an advanced civilization spying on our planet have never revealed themselves.

[Ms. Flukey]

*snork* if it also comes in a male version. NTTAWWT

[Omniskeptic]

Well, he's done his market segmentation properly, at least.

[O the Umanity]

I don't get it ... NASCAR is worried about "tasteful images" ... ?

Besides which, this concept design has been on the market fer 15-20 years, involvin' different species of animal/reptile/avifauna ...

The "Deer Butt" opener is most common amongst the Nimrod fraternity ...

[Elon]

"Life size" That seems a little impractical to lug around and get in position.

I'm going to stick to a keyring.

[funny man]

But it doesn't really open Buttle (whatever that is), does it? Bottles and Buttles are two differnet things.

[Marc]

I don't know why, the girl in the demonstration video for the Buttle Opener made me think of a line from National Lampoon's Vacation.

Cousin Vicki: Audrey, honey, let me tell you something that I've learned. In this world you're either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks. So have some fun.

[Loudmouth]

Holding out for the Topless(tm) bottle top opener.

[WVplantman]

Ms. Flukey, I think we tried that back in college, but it's all kind of hazy so I could be mistaken.