PAGING THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT
No takers for dead cow on Kingston beach
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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April 29, 2012
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One word: Dynamite!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Washington, not Oregon. Maybe that's why no one came.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Typical Gummint response ... if the exact example is not in their job description, includin' (in this case) coloration, species, and approximate age, they won't do anythin' about it, without "orders from their supervisors" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Maybe it was one of those allegedly "happy cows" from
California--when the "happy" wore off, it just walked into the ocean and drowned. Stay off drugs, cows!
Posted by: funny man | April 29, 2012 at 04:26 PM
Slice it open and the gulls, ravens, and vultures will take care of it. Just tell the TSA it is suspected to contain drugs; they're responsible for inspecting your carrion.
Posted by: Ralph | April 29, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Dead cow on Kingston Beach ... isn't that a poem by Matthew Arnold? The one that ends "Where ignorant bovines stiffen by night?"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 03:38 PM