MUST HAVE BEEN AN EXCITING RIDE
Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
(Thanks to Mark Buckley)
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"But other than that, I liked the way it handles!"
Posted by: Jeremy Martin | April 29, 2012 at 05:46 PM
Wait, what? A constant erection makes him unable to engage in sexual activity? I'm sure women wouldn't agree with that claim.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 29, 2012 at 05:56 PM
According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."
So his general was damaged? The he should call his Major or Colonel.
Posted by: funny man | April 29, 2012 at 06:04 PM
Why do you think they call it a Banana seat?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2012 at 06:06 PM
He calls his little ... well, big ... friend "General" ... wonder which one of which he's thinkin' ...
Grant? Lee? Meade? Sherman? Patton?
Bueller?
Anyone?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 06:26 PM
And BMW sales shot up fueled by demand for the Prostatio 850, the Priapic 600, and the Morningwood 1000.
Posted by: padraig | April 29, 2012 at 06:35 PM
I wonder if the BMW can be prescribed and is covered by insurance?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2012 at 06:46 PM
A 20 month priapism? Baloney. I've seen several men come into the emergency room with this problem and a little I.V. Valium usually gets things back to normal pretty quickly. Is it wrong that I sometimes leaned over and gave them a little look while I was giving them the Valium?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2012 at 06:54 PM
n'cin' ... I've heard that a simple ... um ... well, mebbe that's a medical secret ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 07:26 PM
Cool bike.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 29, 2012 at 08:47 PM
"a four-hour round-trip ride"
Caution: If your round-trip ride lasts longer than four hours, notify your urologist, mechanic, and attorney (not necesssarily in that order)
Posted by: Betsy | April 29, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Wait a minute -- his bike's a '93, he took a ride in '10 -- what was he doing with it in the 17 years interval?
Posted by: Digger | April 30, 2012 at 02:34 PM
A four hour ride? Sounds like a sequel to Gilligan's Island. Gilligan's Traffic Island: tonight, Marianne and Ginger discover an unsettling but fascinating truth about the Professor.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 03:47 PM