IT HAS RETAINED LEGAL COUNSEL
Kittery police battling aggressive tom turkey
(Thanks to Anne ["Not related to Mitt"] Romney)
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April 29, 2012
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Mrs. Mitt, we know it's you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2012 at 11:50 AM
"I hope I never see that turkey again."
A phrase I've used many times, but usually in the aftermath of an election.
Posted by: clankie | April 29, 2012 at 12:54 PM
One of our homes is a farm and we get turkeys passing through the yard regularly.
It's a bird, folks, and it apparently has a bigger pair than those people.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2012 at 01:37 PM
"Dispatch the bird ..."
Note to officers: that means shoot it, not send it out on a shoplifting call.
Or, it's a bureaucratic euphemism. "Some cop called to see if we did turkeys. I told him to dispatch his bird and stop bothering us."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 29, 2012 at 03:02 PM
... um ... two words: Turkey Hunters ...
Problem solved.
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 03:11 PM
the aminal kingdom is trying to get back at us....
Posted by: queensbee | April 29, 2012 at 05:04 PM
Must be missing its tryptophan.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 29, 2012 at 05:37 PM