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WANT!
Posted by: Punkin | April 28, 2012 at 09:19 AM
Hence, the two rolls of toilet paper.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 28, 2012 at 09:24 AM
That is puke inspiring to a chicken like me.
Posted by: Girlogic | April 28, 2012 at 09:53 AM
The only way I would go in that room is if the glass was about 5 feet thick. Even then I'd have to think about it.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2012 at 10:16 AM
oh, hell no!
Posted by: southerngirl | April 28, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Only slightly less terrifying than some outhouses I've been in.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2012 at 01:21 PM
I agree with nursecindy...and would add, if I really had to go...sometimes nature insists...I'd follow the advice that Oliva gave AltOlivia last night on Fringe:
keep looking up!
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2012 at 01:40 PM
DO NOT WANT.
0_0
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 28, 2012 at 02:05 PM
For me?
Definitely the opposite.
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 28, 2012 at 03:42 PM
So what was Cindy looking for when she found this?
(Also, happy eighteenth birthday NC!)
Posted by: wiredog | April 28, 2012 at 03:59 PM
No shit.
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2012 at 05:07 PM
Thanks wiredog. But, I'm only 16 : )
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2012 at 05:14 PM
Happy Birthday, nursecindy! Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 28, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Filling up 15 stories. At least it will be quite a while before they have to dig another pit.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2012 at 06:06 PM
How about some big eyes down in the darkness that start glowing automatically ten seconds after the victim, er, the guest sits down?
Wouldn't that be neat? I mean, theoretically? Actually, "neat" might not apply.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2012 at 02:01 PM
You Shall Not Pass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2012 at 08:30 AM