« Previous | Main | Next »

April 29, 2012

DO *NOT* MESS WITH WOMEN

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody, Janice Gelb and DavCat)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Isn't "Toothless" the sequel to "Breathless?"

Most people have to pay extra for that.

I think it's the sequel to "Brainless," Horace. I cannot believe he was stupid enough to put himself in her hands.

That Gary Puckett dude is not even real.

I hear the new girl friend is rather toothsome...

Could be worse. She could have been a urologist.

Bet that gummed things up.

After reading all the stories about women getting revenge on men, I'm surprised that you guys haven't turned the other way. NTTAWWT. It would probably be a lot safer though.

Not all professions are so immediately obviously capable of doing harm as dentistry. For example, I'd have to give some hypothetical ex really bad process improvement advice, I suppose. Somehow, not quite as satisfying.

Omni' ... well, his "dental process" could definitely use sum "improvement" ... if y'all wanna expand yer venue of operations ... merey tryin' to help here ...

Cindy, I could never rip out the teeth or organs from any of my ex-girlfriends, not even an appendix. Do you think I am a monster?

He loves me, he loves me not; he loves me, he loves me not....

I love him, I love him NOT, I love him, I love him NOT....

... um ... merely guessin' here, but I'd be guessin' on the side of "NOT" ...

Elon, only if you're a surgeon and are refusing to do life saving surgery on her. Ex-girlfriends? I find that hard to believe.

Are you saying I am such a great guy that no one would break up with me? Or that I am such a dweeb, no one would date me? Or both?


Well, technically I broke up twice, so the plural is applicable. It's a very tragic story.

It's a good thing she wasn't his proctologist.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise