DO *NOT* MESS WITH WOMEN
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, Janice Gelb and DavCat)
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Isn't "Toothless" the sequel to "Breathless?"
Most people have to pay extra for that.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I think it's the sequel to "Brainless," Horace. I cannot believe he was stupid enough to put himself in her hands.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2012 at 11:51 AM
That Gary Puckett dude is not even real.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 29, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I hear the new girl friend is rather toothsome...
Posted by: JG | April 29, 2012 at 01:04 PM
Could be worse. She could have been a urologist.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 29, 2012 at 01:06 PM
Bet that gummed things up.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2012 at 01:34 PM
After reading all the stories about women getting revenge on men, I'm surprised that you guys haven't turned the other way. NTTAWWT. It would probably be a lot safer though.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Not all professions are so immediately obviously capable of doing harm as dentistry. For example, I'd have to give some hypothetical ex really bad process improvement advice, I suppose. Somehow, not quite as satisfying.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 29, 2012 at 02:58 PM
Omni' ... well, his "dental process" could definitely use sum "improvement" ... if y'all wanna expand yer venue of operations ... merey tryin' to help here ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 03:09 PM
Cindy, I could never rip out the teeth or organs from any of my ex-girlfriends, not even an appendix. Do you think I am a monster?
Posted by: Elon | April 29, 2012 at 03:09 PM
He loves me, he loves me not; he loves me, he loves me not....
Posted by: Ralph | April 29, 2012 at 05:14 PM
I love him, I love him NOT, I love him, I love him NOT....
Posted by: maryqos | April 29, 2012 at 06:28 PM
... um ... merely guessin' here, but I'd be guessin' on the side of "NOT" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 06:30 PM
Elon, only if you're a surgeon and are refusing to do life saving surgery on her. Ex-girlfriends? I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2012 at 06:44 PM
Are you saying I am such a great guy that no one would break up with me? Or that I am such a dweeb, no one would date me? Or both?
Well, technically I broke up twice, so the plural is applicable. It's a very tragic story.
Posted by: Elon | April 29, 2012 at 07:05 PM
It's a good thing she wasn't his proctologist.
Posted by: Will (the other one) | April 29, 2012 at 11:42 PM