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Somebody needs a better class of friends...
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2012 at 08:29 AM
Just a hint: do not take them up on their offer to "check out the scan" - at least not before breakfast.
Hard to believe such a well thought out plan failed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2012 at 08:32 AM
And wouldn't the tester have become suspicious when the lady reached down to "pop" the cork??
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2012 at 08:40 AM
Maybe she forgot herself and took a swig?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2012 at 09:07 AM
Maybe she forgot to rinse the bottle before refilling it.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 29, 2012 at 09:20 AM
Surprisingly her own urine was clean.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2012 at 09:41 AM
Oh what a wet web we weave when we intend to deceive?
How did she explain the bottle when it fell out?
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Easy, funny man: "That's not mine."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Maine?
No wait, North Dakota
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 29, 2012 at 11:27 AM
"...she paced it in her vagina."
? ? ?
Yes. One must take one's time.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | March 29, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Yeah, right, MikeyVA ... up here, we use small rye-whiskey bottles, smuggled in frum Canada ...
Jeff ... uh-huh ... the "scan" wuz not exactly whut I envisioned ... um ... "urp" ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 29, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Obviously, she'd never heard of this ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 29, 2012 at 01:15 PM
Before I clicked on the link, I thought she was trying to pass a drug test TO GET AN ACTUAL JOB. I am so naive.
Posted by: Coconuts | March 29, 2012 at 03:29 PM
That's like giving the cops a false name and choosing one who has multiple felony warrants.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2012 at 07:09 PM