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March 30, 2012

TRY BEFORE YOU BUY

Customer at sex shop locks self in handcuffs

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and funny man)

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If you try it then you end up buying it regardless

Could have been worse. It could have happened when he was home "enjoying" them.

Would this be considered self-abuse?

Mebbe he wuz "dropping hints" and did this instead of urinatin' on a chair ... ?

Yeah, but exactly what territory was he marking?

So the store didn't have a key for them? Wonders what happened to everyone else who bought a pair without trying them first.

*waits for dave's 'key quote': . . . . .*

Bad idea, unless you want the clerks to have their way with your credit cards.

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