THIS IS WHY WE NEVER PLAY POOL WITHOUT A FACE MASK
British Man Has Pool Cue Tip Removed From Brain after Accidentally Skewering Himself
(Thanks to Dan Barr)
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Yes, Sir ... one Singha and an order of idiot satay. Let me just see if there's any idiot left.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 28, 2012 at 02:26 PM
I didn't know it was loaded...
Posted by: JG | March 28, 2012 at 02:33 PM
yikes.
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2012 at 02:36 PM
As we used to chant after a bad sports call in high school: Elevator, elevator, he got the shaft!
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 28, 2012 at 03:04 PM
He's got too much hair on his head to be called "cueball" ... so ... I must conclude that -- amazingly -- alcohol may have been involved ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 28, 2012 at 03:19 PM
momma always said not to stick those Q-tips in too far...
Posted by: ligirl | March 28, 2012 at 03:37 PM
Mom warned us about running with pool cues.
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2012 at 04:01 PM
I think there should be a rule about overly clumsy people playing sports.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Hey, at least he didn't use the excuse that he fell down on it like those guys with the cell phones up their... oh, wait, it was stuck in his brain. Never mind.
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 28, 2012 at 04:29 PM
Man! Will we never run out of orifices into which to introduce inappropriate objects?!
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 28, 2012 at 04:52 PM
Well, Curtis, that brings up a question for Nursecindy: Have you ever seen another visit to your ER from someone experiencing a repeat episode of bum-per cars?
Or do they learn early that drop-pants-insert-random and inappropriate-object is unwise?
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2012 at 05:02 PM
Steve -- Prior to n'cin' answerin' (but not to preempt or preclude her response), I'd surmise that an old adage might be appropriate ...
"Some folks never learn."
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 28, 2012 at 05:11 PM
At least he had Leeds' crack medical team working on him.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 28, 2012 at 07:05 PM
That's a definite scratch.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2012 at 09:27 PM
"No. 4 in the corner socket."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Whew, I'm glad they cleared that up! For a minute there, I thought he'd skewered himself on purpose!
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 28, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Yup, the things guys seem to poke themselves with...
Posted by: tash | March 28, 2012 at 11:15 PM