THE PORK CHOPS WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Chicago Man Spotted With Pork Chops In His Pants Arrested For Shoplifting
(Thanks to Rich Alpin)
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Chicago Man Spotted With Pork Chops In His Pants Arrested For Shoplifting
(Thanks to Rich Alpin)
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Did the pork chops cause the spots? Shoddy reporting.
Posted by: random (spotty) thunking | March 28, 2012 at 04:58 PM
Police witnessed him removing packages of meat from his pants...
Whoa, that sounds more like indecent exposure than shoplifting!
Posted by: Dan S. | March 28, 2012 at 04:59 PM
Purloined Pork Loins WBAGNFARB
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 28, 2012 at 04:59 PM
Did they get him for "stuffing" too?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 28, 2012 at 05:08 PM
We don't want to know where he put the applesauce!
Posted by: Dan S. | March 28, 2012 at 05:19 PM
O'er the ham parts....
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2012 at 05:34 PM
Is that a pork chop in your pocket or are you just happy to soooooo-IEEEEEE me?
Posted by: padraig | March 28, 2012 at 06:14 PM
Are those "western style ribs" in your pants or...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2012 at 06:56 PM
Some people never loin.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2012 at 09:13 PM
The " other " white meat ?
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2012 at 09:45 PM
Is that a pork chop in your pants or......just pork?
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 28, 2012 at 09:50 PM
Gives a whole new meanin' to porkin', as in foodin'
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2012 at 10:23 PM
I saw Spotted Pork Chops open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock
Posted by: poker | March 29, 2012 at 07:53 AM
As we remember from a while back, women are better at spotting snakes, so the question here is, who spotted the chops, and what was his/her gender?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 29, 2012 at 08:09 AM
Wait, what? The pork chops were arrested for shoplifting?
Posted by: Dmentd | March 29, 2012 at 10:59 AM
But they didn't find the cleverly hidden barbecue sauce, did they?
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Dibs on the new TV hit "Shoplifters".
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2012 at 07:11 PM