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The perfect gift for Camilla.
Posted by: vampire penguin | March 12, 2012 at 04:47 PM
For the Hoofer In You! PS They haven;t forgot you either, Heifers!
A Mooving, Hosre-ing and Goat-tique Foot Boatique!
Posted by: funny man | March 12, 2012 at 04:48 PM
Takes her a week?
Any self-respectin' and halfway adequate taxidermist I know (and I know several) would take about 20 minutes to finish that part of the job ... sounds as if she's paddin' the expense account ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 12, 2012 at 04:57 PM
She won't get far ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 12, 2012 at 05:10 PM
Send her to the glue factory.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | March 12, 2012 at 05:17 PM
So ... this fashion designer is actually pitching horseshoes, eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 12, 2012 at 05:24 PM
She's making shoes from "dead animal parts."
That's really convenient because in my experience if you use any part of a live animal, it objects.
Sarah Jessica Parker should stay away from these.
People would say, "Thought so."
Posted by: Steve | March 12, 2012 at 05:30 PM
Do you need to take these shoes to a blacksmith to be shod?
Posted by: fivver | March 12, 2012 at 05:39 PM
sorry butt they look like whoreshoes to me
Posted by: ligirl | March 12, 2012 at 05:42 PM
Can she count to five?
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 12, 2012 at 05:46 PM
Frankly, these are no more hideous and impractical (though quite a bit more expensive) than "real" shoes being hailed as some designer's latest masterpieces: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2012/03/11/LVQK1NDL83.DTL&object=%2Fc%2Fpictures%2F2012%2F03%2F08%2Flv-shoes11_ph_SFC0107462320.jpg
Posted by: N J Gill | March 12, 2012 at 06:35 PM
Hoof arted.
Posted by: Ralph | March 12, 2012 at 06:36 PM
Bride of Beelzebub?
Posted by: cudjoebill | March 12, 2012 at 06:55 PM
Funny, you've showed something like this before.
Posted by: Theresa | March 12, 2012 at 07:04 PM
Any woman wearing those must be hot to trot.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 12, 2012 at 08:28 PM
i dunno - they don't look too stable
Posted by: ligirl | March 12, 2012 at 08:46 PM
Be a little more open minded - take the blinders off.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 12, 2012 at 09:10 PM
No word about the fact that she gets her dead animals, including horses from her butcher?
Posted by: Phil McAvity | March 12, 2012 at 11:25 PM
too easy:
"Honey, does this skirt make my butt look too big?"
"No, but those hoof shoes make you look like a horse's arse."
Posted by: max | March 13, 2012 at 12:19 AM
I've known some women I was sure had cloven hooves.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 13, 2012 at 06:48 AM
Uh, All leather shoes are made from dead animal parts.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 13, 2012 at 07:23 AM