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Been there. Done that.
Posted by: poker | March 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Of course it was Miami.
Where else?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Isn't this how TSA "officers" depressurize after a hard long day of groping passengers, looking at nude xrays, and even examining shoes? How much "torture" do you expect our fine TSA personel to go through, really?
Actually, I hope they throw the book or two at these clowns....
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Great. Now we're gonna have to pay a fortune for the next trend - shot up jeans.
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Punkin ... send me yer jeans ... I'll shoot 'em up fer a nominal fee ... shipping and handling and ordnance rental/ammo extra, and "professional advice" charges ... of course ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 29, 2012 at 12:27 PM
TSA holds its employees to the highest professional and ethical standards. These guys will be reassigned to "light duty"-- standing at the podium shining that little light on people's ID cards, while their cases are investigated.
Posted by: mazar larry | March 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Just the sort of guys you want waiting beyond the scanner to test their grip on your junk.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 29, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Boy, when those TSA guys snap, they really... are a heck of a lot more fun than they usually are.
Posted by: padraig | March 29, 2012 at 01:05 PM
ooh ooh I got a better one!
This is what happens when the TSA guys and the JetBlue pilots have their annual get-together.
Posted by: padraig | March 29, 2012 at 01:08 PM
High fives pad!
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2012 at 01:09 PM
Anybody else have some questions about that 'hurricane' resistant window giving way to a .380?
And one of the guys denied the whole thing? Said the story was 'untrue?' So the window was broken by hail, the shell casing must have been left there by the cleaning staff, and the bric-a-brac
ran away with the spooncommitted suicide by jumping out the broken window? Ok, then ...Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 29, 2012 at 01:55 PM
Oh, great, now they'll get promoted.
Posted by: Coconuts | March 29, 2012 at 03:57 PM
"Investigators went to the mens’ room and then took them to police headquarters."
Not sure why the investigators' bathroom needs merited reporting here, but what do I know?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2012 at 09:34 PM
Feel good story. Especially the thought of two TSA jackasses getting that cavity search...several times prior to booking. It's nice to know our air security is in the hands of geniuses like them.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2012 at 07:15 AM