YOU WILL BE STUNNED WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHERE THIS HAPPENED
DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver
(Thanks to Steve [The Other Steve] Lancaster)
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February 29, 2012
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Bummer.
Posted by: Punkin | February 29, 2012 at 11:02 AM
He'll be very popular as Anus Boy, the new meat in Cellblock Five.
Posted by: funny man | February 29, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Butt, butt officer!
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 29, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I wonder what Steve [The Other Steve] Lancaster was looking for when he found this? NTTAWWT.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 29, 2012 at 11:12 AM
We saw The Tushy Toys open for the Sex Pistols
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Key quote:
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 11:14 AM
No model number??? What if there's a product recall???
Posted by: Betsy | February 29, 2012 at 11:21 AM
DUI and Buttplug wba ... well, perty disgustin' no matter how many perty werds y'all use to describe it ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 29, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Rear end was definitely on his mind here. It must of been the alcohol
Posted by: Theresa | February 29, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I think we need to examine our lives after speding some of our precious time on earth reading this.
Posted by: LeDud | February 29, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Is it safe to infer the drinking had more to do with the "rear ending" than what was in his own rear end?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 29, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Always glad to find out that Floridians take seriously the need to get in shape for their visits to the county jail.
Posted by: Duck And Cover | February 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Another " Fantasy Island " script reject.
Posted by: Clankie | February 29, 2012 at 12:36 PM
This would be a more exciting story if he had run over the aforementioned fire hydrant for which the plumber stripped!
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM
and he thought all his problems were behind him...
Posted by: queensbee | February 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Guilt by innuendo?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 29, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Pity the poor sheriff's deputy who has to clean out that backseat.
Posted by: Coconuts | February 29, 2012 at 01:02 PM
He obviously was hoping the plug would buy him time to get home and get to the crapper. The unfortunate delay in the police car foiled his plans, however.
Posted by: OldPhil | February 29, 2012 at 01:22 PM
He was on his way to the Bung Recreation area
Posted by: poker | February 29, 2012 at 01:29 PM
My guess is Vermont. People are soooo gross there.
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 01:30 PM
Strangely, it doesn't say if he was naked.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 29, 2012 at 01:36 PM
Nopicturesnopicturesnopicturesthanyouthankyouthankyou.......
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 29, 2012 at 01:40 PM
Just trying to share the love, as it were.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 29, 2012 at 01:43 PM
Clankie and PirateBoy, I'm still laughing out loud.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 29, 2012 at 01:58 PM
Pretty sure I've never had a BAC that high because I'm still alive.
I don't believe this is his first rodeo, as witnessed by that saddle horn stuck in his netherlands.
Posted by: Steve | February 29, 2012 at 03:45 PM
whoa. that dude's 41? he's been rode hard and put away wet i'd say.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | February 29, 2012 at 04:36 PM
Rectum? He nearly killed 'em!
Posted by: SW | March 01, 2012 at 01:06 AM