WHAT WILL WE DO WITH HIM?

An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office.

(For those of you who don't get the reference: here.)

(Thanks to Cap'n Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Amazingly, that was my first thought too.

I guess the commenter who said the situation (as opposed to The Situation) was punishment enough was probably right.

[Betsy]

Hooray, and up she rises,
...but I'll bet he doesn't.

[funny man]

However, he will be forced to sleep with the 80 year old until he covers "100 hours of elderly service".

[O the Umanity]

"Pierson is stationed at Naval Base Kitsap — Bangor."

... um ... prolly not ...

[Meanie the Blue]

When's the belly-shaving?

[O the Umanity]

*cringin' @ even the thot of rusty sharpness ennywhere NEAR personal and private ordnance ...*

[ligirl]

well, I never never never...!

[Dmentd]

Pull out the plug and wet him all over. Or not.

[Diva]

Jeff, this Situation would be punishment MORE than enough.

[Sandi]

Well, for those of you who have enjoyed the Irish Rovers song--go to Essex, CT to Griswold Inn on Monday night for Sea Chanties Night and have a "dark and foggy night" rum drink. Watch where you go to the bathroom and who you crawl into bed with afterwards, tho..

[Elon]

So apparently "Put him in bed with the captain's daughter" means beat him senseless with a whip. The makes sense. What would the captain's daughter be doing on the ship? And if she was, he probably wouldn't let even a sober sailor near her.

[Clankie]

Poopdeck Pappy's apartment was down the hall...?

[Wolfsong]

Ack, thanks for the earworm y'all!

[Dum Bass]

As a former drunkensaylor, I say the lady was beggin' for it!