WELL OF COURSE IT WAS IN FLORIDA
Naked man accused of rum theft in Florida
(Thanks to Ralph)
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"..harged with burglary of an occupied dwelling and petit theft."
What is "petit theft"? Or was that a snide comment about his 'endowment'?
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2012 at 12:52 PM
I've encountered very few dogs in my adult life that concerned me enough make me afraid to move. Then again I never had my Captain Morgan exposed and dangling where they could have gotten hold of it.
Posted by: wingnut | February 26, 2012 at 01:12 PM
Welll he already had the yo-ho-ho.
Posted by: SW | February 26, 2012 at 01:16 PM
"To Life, Love and Loot."
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2012 at 01:20 PM
The 14 year old girl was quoted as saying, "There's like a really old guy? In the kitchen? And he's like, stealing your bottle of Captain Morgan? And he's naked which is totally gross."
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2012 at 01:28 PM
If it were me, it would be Grand Theft.
I would have taken the biggest bottle.
Posted by: Steve | February 26, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Not really, f'm' ... it's whut he should've done with the dogs ... pet it ... well, them ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 26, 2012 at 02:56 PM
Nice try, Red.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | February 26, 2012 at 02:57 PM
cindy, it's almost as if you were there. Uncanny.
I would have bet money it was Captain Morgan.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2012 at 05:26 PM
"Authorities in Florida said they arrested a man accused of stealing a bottle of rum from a house while completely nude."
I still don't get it. Why were the authorities completely nude? Maybe they should issue cooler uniforms?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2012 at 05:46 PM
Speakin' of "naked thieves" ... saw this item in today's gnus ... not nice tho, sum folks died ...
as he tried to escape
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 26, 2012 at 06:05 PM
This nude trend is getting out of hand! I guess times are so rough people can't even afford clothes.
Posted by: Gary | February 26, 2012 at 06:11 PM
Oh my. I was just about to question Mr. Coconuts as to his whereabouts on the day in question when I saw that the perp was already caught. Pheww.
Posted by: Coconuts | February 26, 2012 at 07:20 PM