WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS
(Thanks to David Emery and Jeffrey Brown)
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February 29, 2012
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Does this mean she'll be on ANOTHER "reality" show,
most likely
Maury, trying to find out the babies daddy?Arggghh!!!!
Posted by: funny man | February 29, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Oy. Could we speed up the delivery of the asteroid?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 29, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Is it possible to bleach the DNA and give this kid a fighting chance?
Posted by: Punkin | February 29, 2012 at 11:00 AM
I been home all month. Ain't been near her.
Posted by: padraig | February 29, 2012 at 11:04 AM
padraig,
I'm sure I speak for all of th blog when I say that that is a relief to know.
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 29, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Who cares. She's not the first woman in the world to be pregnant
Posted by: Theresa | February 29, 2012 at 11:23 AM
just another dumbass kid will be born. maybe they will be home schooled with the kardashians.
Posted by: queensbee | February 29, 2012 at 11:24 AM
But who is the father? Is it this Jionni kid, or did one of the sperm whales (whose semen makes the ocean salty, at least by Snooki's reckoning) get really lucky?
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM
padraig, can you tell me how to pronounce padraig?
Posted by: judi the barberho | February 29, 2012 at 11:54 AM
padraig, I believe it said she's THREE months along.
Can you account for that time?
And how drunk were you?
Posted by: Steve | February 29, 2012 at 12:00 PM
I am crossing my fingers that Snooki's denial is true.
And what kind of dim bulb spells Johnny as 'Jionni' anyway (assuming that it isn't actually pronounced "Fred")?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 29, 2012 at 12:00 PM
She could prolly do a four hour DNA special on Maury Povich.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 29, 2012 at 12:01 PM
I will be reminded of where by the vomit that I couldn't clean from the carpet.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 29, 2012 at 12:06 PM
*decides it's time to crawl back under his rock*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | February 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Judi, according to my Irish family members Padraig pronounced "Pawrig" or "Pawdrig".
Posted by: nursecindy | February 29, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Good god, will the madness never end ?!
Posted by: Clankie | February 29, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Bastard!
Hey, I'm just trying to call Snooki's kid using the proper reference....
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 29, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Civilization is surely doomed.
Posted by: Coconuts | February 29, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Lots of internet rumors that a famous author could be the baby daddy...
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 01:31 PM
Jeff, I thought Jionni might be Italian, but I saw an Italian website asking what kind of dumbass spells Giovanni 'Jionni'.
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 01:34 PM
I'm sure she and the pig-headed dog monster will be very happy together.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 29, 2012 at 01:38 PM
Pregnant with what?
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 29, 2012 at 01:41 PM
judi/cindi, a simple "PAH-dreg" will suffice.
For your next assignment, practice saying "Beannachti na feile Padraig!" You have 17 days to master that.
(BAH-neck-tee nuh FAIL-uh PAH-dreg)
Posted by: padraig | February 29, 2012 at 02:10 PM
Can social services step in now and start the paperwork? save some time I mean.
Posted by: eve | February 29, 2012 at 02:20 PM
judi/cindi.... I wouldn't say that until you get a solid translation. No telling what kind of promises you're making!
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Nah ... go for it ... it's a harmless little phrase that indicates a mild, yet polite, degree of affection ...
Whut? I'm Irish. Would I lie?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 29, 2012 at 02:45 PM
"it's a harmless little phrase that indicates a mild, yet polite, degree of affection"
That's what they told Snooki...
Posted by: jon | February 29, 2012 at 02:53 PM
It worked out so well for Rosemary.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 29, 2012 at 03:32 PM
I believe it means Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 03:37 PM
Spoiler! Elon ... I wuz gonna use that fer a pickup line in 17 days ... dang! (Of course I could always use it on St. Urho's Day ... I doubt many Finlanders sprechen sie Irish ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 29, 2012 at 09:41 PM
Slan go foil!
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 01, 2012 at 12:29 AM
padraig,
Isn't it pronounced Fred?
BY THE WAY: RIP DAVY JONES FROM THE MONKEES!
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 01, 2012 at 08:08 AM