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February 24, 2012

THOSE THINGS SHOULD BE REGISTERED

Man tried to rob store with finger

Guess the state.

(Thanks to The Perts and Dorkfish)

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He had a plastic bag over his head and his finger sticking out of his shirt?

Folks, let's give it up for the Unknown Robber!

He bought it at an unregulated finger show.

One finger was the ring leader, but his thumb and forefinger were opposed.

*snork* @ ligirl

Oh brother, funny

Come on, people, didn't we learn anything from that fine documentary "Kill Bill"?
And the bag over the head isn't threatening enough. To properly scare people, it has to be tightly tied on.

oh snap.

Was it clear? A clear plastic bag doesn't do a lot to hide one's identity.

"Be careful. My finger is loaded. Don't make me point!" didn't help his case much either.

And today is National Tortilla Day. Take a Tortilla to lunch?....

He should have Run For The Border, funny man.

When fingers are outlawed, only outlaws will .... hmmmm....

All the money now or I pull this finger.

It's not polite to point. I guess his mom never told him that. Steve, he tried tying the bag tightly over his head but he kept passing out. After the third time he gave up on that idea.

Aren't there concealed finger laws in Guessida?

I would have been a little concerned. A guy with a bag over his head threatens to pull his finger on national tortilla day, I'm thinking someone could get hurt here. Give him the money and the key to the bathroom.

The perp can be found hiding in his mother's basement.

MORON

"The clerk immediately recognized the object was a finger ..."

I assume he had special training.

Does this mean that anyone wearing gloves can be charged with carrying concealed?

A finger can be dangerous. You don't know where it's been.

Was it a loaded finger?

*Snork* @ WVp.

All your money or I nail you.

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