THE GIVEAWAY WAS THE CABLE
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Is that a TV set in yer pants, or are y'all ... um ... wow, I dunno ...
Y'all wanna remember that the "19-inch" designation is by Minnesnowta system of measurement ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 27, 2012 at 01:38 PM
"Don't mind the wart. Nothing to look at here..."
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 27, 2012 at 01:41 PM
If you could see the baggy, droopy pants that the boys wear here at school you would believe it.
They could smuggle the whole senior class out of school in one pair.
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 27, 2012 at 01:44 PM
But wouldn't the hash browns get grease all over the screen?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 27, 2012 at 01:49 PM
He wanted to brag about his "equipment", and was heard telling everyone, "Hey, I got 19 inches.."
OWADBH (Oh, what a dork be he...)
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2012 at 02:16 PM
The officer also found other items, including a remote control, power cords and a bottle of brake fluid, on King.
A bottle of Xanax pills allegedly was found in his pocket.
Makes sense. Of course, you need the power cord and remote control to make the TV work. And you need the Xanax, with the brake fluid as a chaser, in order to watch Jersey Shore.
Posted by: Dan S. | February 27, 2012 at 02:22 PM
No raccoon?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 27, 2012 at 02:55 PM
i guess it gives new meaning to 'remote control...'
Posted by: queensbee | February 27, 2012 at 03:18 PM
LOL at funny man. To fit all that stuff, I'm guessing this guy didn't sport the current style which hides nothing and is about to fall off entirely.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | February 27, 2012 at 03:35 PM
"Honey, no matter which button I press, the screen stays dark. This stinks!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 27, 2012 at 03:50 PM
Yeah, but the reception is his pants is awful without cable.
Posted by: Steve Hammond | February 27, 2012 at 03:51 PM
Yes, but you can improve the reception by extending the antenna.
Posted by: Dan S. | February 27, 2012 at 04:25 PM
But, damn, his mustache looks good.
Posted by: ferj064 | February 27, 2012 at 05:11 PM
That moustache is NUTHIN' !!!
I had a cousin whose moustache wuz MUCH better than that ... but she wuz a senior in HS before it looked better than that one ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 27, 2012 at 05:19 PM
at first, I thought the TV was the controlled substance
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 27, 2012 at 05:36 PM
Damn, those must be some big@ss pants.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2012 at 07:16 PM
Thought for sure it was going to be Dirk Diggler
Posted by: wingnut | February 27, 2012 at 08:46 PM
Now how in the world can a man stuff a 19 inch TV in his pants? Even if he was missing some of his anatomy parts and had a definite cavity there could I ever imagine a TV fitting in. Too funny.
Posted by: Theresa | February 27, 2012 at 10:18 PM
It wuz a flat
wormscreen type ...Posted by: O the Umanity | February 27, 2012 at 10:34 PM