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February 24, 2012

ROMANTIC

These aren't just regular condoms. The QR codes on the wrappers can be scanned by smartphones, connecting users to a mobile website that plot their approximate location and ask a few non-identifying questions such as age range...

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and B'game)

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"You are here," points to private area.

And, in order to appease conservatives, if the survey isn't truthfully answered, and answered the way Pat Buchanan likes, Planned Parenthood can remotely
detonate the condom, thus assuring there will be no
abortions. However, the couple will be killed...

(sarcasm, folks, sarcasrm)

Just dial the big "O" on your smartphone.

I know I'm a geezer but really...enough is enough.

Time to confiscate the so-called 'smartphones' and let these people GET A LIFE.

*jumps back on bus*

"...that plot their approximate location and ask a few non-identifying questions such as age range..."

Non-identifying except for, you know, it's from your phone!

Since I'm retired, I just prefer to think that most of the people around me aren't having sex.
I sleep better without that mental image.
On the other hand, I do enjoy an active lifestyle.
Picture that if you will.

Of course, the person you were with knows your location, so she'll or he'll be able to read exactly what you thought of it.

*jumps back on bus*
*checks Jeff for broken hip*

QR codes on condom wrappers. It just sounds stupid. Smartphones don't seem to sound too smart.

inconceivable

Hopefully impregnable, ligirl.

Steve, sorry but I just have to know: which hand is the other hand? Now that you're retired and all.

If I knew that everyone in my high-rise was having sex...with or without a condom...I'd proceed immediately to an inside room, crouch under a sturdy piece of furniture, and stay away from heavy unsecured objects.

Your federal tax $$ at work. Wonder if it can tell you if you're in the right "location"?

"... and stay away from heavy unsecured objects."

Such as your neighbors?

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