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February 02, 2012

PREPARE TO DIE

3:48 p.m. In an effort to provoke a fight, one man slapped another man’s truck.

(Thanks to funny man)

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Easy to understand this scenario ... I know a number of guy-gender-type guys who take such behavior as one of the top three worst (not "wurst") insults to their testosteronicalness ... and they respond accordingly ...

Where was all this? Ah, Montana. I understand.

If you continue slapping the truck, will it attack?

I understand they do this with gloves (off) in France.


Oops! Missed that part, omni' ... yup ... sounds about correct ... them vehicles is part of the family in ranchin' country ...

Semi-tough!

"My name is Inigo Montana, you slapped my truck, prepare to die!"

Further down we see:
4:48 p.m. Someone called in to report a drunken driver who was swerving all over the road and weaving in and out of traffic. A deputy declared that the person was not intoxicated but just a very bad Miami driver.

another drunk driver on a fender bender

Oh, yeah? F-150 you!

why so defensive meanie?

Don't make me blow the horn.

As a person who put the spare key to the 2500 on clipboard by the garage door with a note "Just tell me who has it so I don't have to call OnStar again," slapping another man's truck is pretty low.

careful, cindy - that sounds like a pick-up line

" Well, slap mah truck ! " as we-uns used to say.

Who YOU calling defen-

*Turns off Jersey mode*

Is there a question I can perhaps anaswer?

glad to see you're back in control, meanie -
i didn't mean to cross over the line

"In control" is perhaps an overstatement. But I am towtoeing the line a bit more steadily.

12:50 a.m. Someone watched a drunken old man buy alcohol for kids.

You say this like it's a bad thing. It's tradition!

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