NO. IT WAS ASKING FOR IT.
Man Bites Car, Bath Salts to Blame?
(Thanks to Greg Stivland)
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Wait a minute, if wearing women's underwear while I process goat meat is going to make people think I am under the influence of something I'm going to have to change my wardrobe.
Posted by: wingnut | February 25, 2012 at 06:24 PM
Sometimes all that scented junk drives me a little nuts too. But a craving for some police car never really was an issue for me.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2012 at 07:27 PM
crown victoria?
Posted by: ligirl | February 25, 2012 at 07:32 PM
Now that poor cop car is going to be scared to death of raving maniacs.
Posted by: Clankie | February 25, 2012 at 07:40 PM
How come when I clicked on this supposed story I got something about the Demi Moore 911 call?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Could have been the canine unit, li.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2012 at 07:47 PM
accidental overdose?
Posted by: ligirl | February 25, 2012 at 08:27 PM
But bubble bath is still okay isn't it?
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2012 at 09:09 PM
Definitely lacking wisdom.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2012 at 09:31 PM
incidental damage
Posted by: ligirl | February 25, 2012 at 10:43 PM
"erratic behavior, confusion, loss of direction, and aggression towards law enforcement,"
That pretty much sums up the college experience but he's a little old.
Professor?
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2012 at 10:44 PM
A lot of forms to be filling out.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2012 at 10:59 PM
...butt did he require a cavity search?
Posted by: ligirl | February 25, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Yup. Part of the drill.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2012 at 11:29 PM
I really wish they would stop calling this drug "bath salts". For those of you who don't know, Mephedrone is a synthetic compound similar to meth. In the UK, it was legal to sell drugs, not specifically banned, as long as they were for a purpose other than human consumption. Hence, the "bath salt" label.
But the media has to report on what the drug actually is. This is not the common substance put in bubble bath. It is a powder meant to be snorted, which causes all sorts of bizarre side effects.
Posted by: Elon | February 26, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Man bites car happens every day, now if it was a car bites man story it would be news.
Posted by: max | February 26, 2012 at 03:34 AM
oops wrong link
Posted by: max | February 26, 2012 at 03:38 AM
Hey! You didn't ask... Guess which state?
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 26, 2012 at 07:00 AM
Good point, Elon. At least they should be saying "bath salts" to indicate that they are not your grandma's bath salts.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2012 at 07:40 AM
Man Bites Car, Bath Salts to Blame,
doo-dah, doo-dah...
MY bath salt are NOT the same,
oh, doo-dah day
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2012 at 08:02 AM
I didn't click the link but read all the comments above. It's fascinating trying to re-construct the story just from the comments here! I gather a man took a bath in his car, sang "Camptown Races", and was arrested for indecent exposure to goat meat.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 26, 2012 at 08:37 AM
That's what I got JSG. I usually read the comments first and then read the story.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2012 at 09:42 AM
No, you guys!!!! Demi Moore bathed in bath salts and called 911 in a very bizarre way, and this other guy Scott, snorted it after gin and vodka. The car teased him, and he dared the car to shoot him. But the car had the good sense to refuse, so he bit it, assuring he would go to jail. He'd been there before and loved thier pancakes.
Isn't that right? Somebody, anybody, help? Did I reconstruct the story right?
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2012 at 12:18 PM
fm, you're on to something. You might want to cut back before it gets toxic.
This game could be an alternative to the Herald Hunt.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 26, 2012 at 02:26 PM
Oh...I thought it said "Man bites cur"....like, he was taking a bubble bath and suddenly this raving huge black dog with red eyes appears and lunges at him, and his teeth were chattering so hard - you know, 'cause huge black dogs with red eyes are terrifying - that when the dog lunged the guys teeth just snapped on the dogs throat; then there was dog blood spraying all over the place and the cur ran out yipping and the guy got out of the tub and slipped and banged his head and had some hallucinations and things.
No?
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 26, 2012 at 03:14 PM