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February 23, 2012

MAKING THE SECOND SHOT VERY DELICATE

Phil Mickelson tee shot lands in fan's shorts

(Thanks to The Perts and Greg Snow)

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Whoa -- talk about inches from the hole!

Did the fan take a one stroke penalty, IYKWIMAITTYD

Maybe the fan will find out why they call Phil "Lefty" despite him being right-handed.

I have a buddy who was almost beaned by former President Ford. A highlight of his life was hearing the words "Son, would you mind if I play through?"

padraig, himself? how do you pronounce padraig?

I guess this next shot calls for a wedgee...

No, JG. Definitely a wood.

And definitely replace the divot.

Mickelson quote: "Balls!"

I hope his balls were marked.

I'd be pretty teed off if had an extra ball in my shorts.

Is that a Mulligan in your pocket or ....?

judi, it's "PAH-dreg." Accent is NOT on the dregs. Flip the "r" if you want to sound authentic ("PAH-d'reg"), might get you more free beer.

Guess that means a penile-ty shot.

BVDs or Fruit of the Loom?

Tighty-whities or boxers?

C'mon ... sloppy "journalism" ...

(as is evidenced further by the phrase: " ... to play the ball where it lay ..." C'mon again already ... recast the sentence, and check yer AP Stylebook!)

Tiger Woods wonders why he never thought of this.

*SNORKS* all around!

'The fan was also having a good time -- he even stretched out on the ground to help Mickelson in his attempt to play the ball where it lay.'


- what guy doesn't enjoy foreplay?

What's "foreplay"?

... um ... WV' ... I think mebbe that's when a person walks into a bar, thinkin' ... "Let's see if there's any broads here tonite" ...

Foreplay is a foursome. Yipes !

Announcer 1, "Well guys it looks like he got a shot off but it appears he may have hit the wrong ball."
Announcer 2, "It's in the cup! In the cup! I think he can take a penalty for this one."
(Or however golf-type people talk).

Three balls?
He could open a pawn shop!

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