JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: A tortilla.
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February 29, 2012
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Looks like Cat Stevens.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 29, 2012 at 03:01 PM
That's Yusef, now.
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 03:04 PM
Looks suspicious to me ... I don't think that's a tortilla ... I think it's really lefse ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 29, 2012 at 03:06 PM
That's not Jesus or Yusef Islam, it's Charles Manson.
Posted by: max | February 29, 2012 at 03:07 PM
Are we sure it's not the spanish pronunciation of Jesus?
Posted by: wingnut | February 29, 2012 at 03:10 PM
Elon and max, get off the geezer bus...AND MY LAWN!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 29, 2012 at 03:11 PM
I'm 25. Yusef preformed on the Colbert Report last year.
But I think it could be one of those bearded presidents. Garfield?
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 03:13 PM
I read about Jesus showing up on a tortilla a year or so ago.
OMG! He's back!
And he's Mexican!
Posted by: Steve | February 29, 2012 at 03:17 PM
Of course, Jesus is Mexican. I have a friend named Jesus. Almost all Jesi are Latino.
Posted by: Elon | February 29, 2012 at 03:19 PM
corn or flour?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 29, 2012 at 03:47 PM
If you had to ask that question, Cheese, you're not a real Mexican - it's flour. :-P
Posted by: telecom | February 29, 2012 at 04:37 PM
Jesus has dreads?
Posted by: Punkin | February 29, 2012 at 05:19 PM
Holy guacamole!!
Posted by: SW | February 29, 2012 at 07:27 PM
This guy is not alone
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | February 29, 2012 at 09:32 PM
Notice how he has quit showing up in Alabama
Posted by: ferj064 | February 29, 2012 at 09:54 PM
First day of Lent and already he's so hungry he's seeing Jesus in food....
Fasting apparently causes hallucinations.
I mean, it's not Jesus, it's Yusef, right?
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 01, 2012 at 12:24 AM
No...I think Bob Marley.
Posted by: billinbossier | March 01, 2012 at 01:28 AM
Was it sold at, "Our Lady of Taco Bell?"
Yes, I know, I'm jumping into the handbasket.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 01, 2012 at 09:00 AM
I still say it looks more like lefse, so I'd be wary of any lutefisk lurkin' about the premises ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 01, 2012 at 09:02 AM
No doubt God was telling Jesus to get a job, so Jesus
decided to try out branding his own tortilla's...for the "holy gasses outta yo asses"....
God and Jesus have a sense of humor, after all....
Posted by: funny man | March 01, 2012 at 10:32 AM