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February 29, 2012


“I went in so fast my shorts came flying off,” he said. “I was mostly worried about my winky hanging out and something biting that.”

(Thanks to Claire Martin)


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Quite possibly the first use of "winky" in a quote in a legitimate news source.

Ouch! This is why shark-kicking will never catch on as a popular sport. Just as well.

Luckily for him the shark probably didn't have good enough eyes to find his winky.

"something" biting that? Were there a lot of possibilities?

he's gonna have an awesome scar

This man gets bitten on the foot by a shark and he's worried about his winky? Men.

You can live without a foot but life has no meaning without a winky.

Man some guys just always come up smelling like roses. Kicks a shark in the face and ends up discovering he needs heart surgery! I would have been eaten for sure.

... the shark hooked him up ...

Martini Shark is startin' an escort service?

I did NOT know that!

I thought it was a story about tele-tubbies.

*snork* he said "winky"

Nursecindy, he's got two feet....

Wee Willie Winky?

I think his priorities are in the proper order

I wasn't quite sure of the connotations of the term
"winky" so I did what all good Blogits geezers do, I did a Yahoo Image Search.

As you can see, there are lots of connotations....

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

@Elaine: the other options are not things I want to consider.

Well, Elaine, SOME of us just barely manage not tripping.

Freud wrote quite extensively about winky anxiety. Not so much about sharks though.

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