GETTING IN THE MOOD, MINNESOTA-STYLE
Minnesota Zoo gives adults-only mating tour tonight
(Thanks to Fred Hudson)
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Not sure I want to know what the "keepsake" included in the package is...
Posted by: Bumble | February 14, 2012 at 01:17 PM
Yeah, me too. Just what is the keepsake?
Posted by: Theresa | February 14, 2012 at 01:22 PM
WTF?? (Literally.)
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | February 14, 2012 at 02:14 PM
$175 -AND- you get monkey stuff flung at you. Where do I sign up?
Posted by: OC Dolphin | February 14, 2012 at 02:20 PM
I'm wondering how they get the animals to cooperate, do they give the monkey['s viagra or something? Also on the fetish/perversion list does this count as voyeurism or bestiality?
Posted by: max | February 14, 2012 at 02:50 PM
♫ Let's Bungle in the Jungle
*hands out nickel valentines to co-geezers boarding bus*
Posted by: ligirl | February 14, 2012 at 02:58 PM
For $175 I thought you would get a few minutes alone in your own private cage. Poop flinging optional.
Posted by: wingnut | February 14, 2012 at 03:12 PM
Monkey in the middle?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 14, 2012 at 03:23 PM
This might be the correct place to reiterate the story about the Polish zoo werker and the Gorilla (not "of his dreams") ... but I won't ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 15, 2012 at 01:37 AM
That's pricey, I do the same tour at the ABQ BioPark and I they only charge $10/ea. Of course they don't get dinner and a "memento" out of it.
http://www.itsatrip.org/events/details/birds-and-the-beasts-tour--adults-only-16678/
Fun fact, do a search on duck corkscrew penis....
Posted by: Steve @ Secret Location | February 15, 2012 at 02:39 PM