BEAM ME UP SOME COASTERS
Star Trek: The Next Generation of coffee tables
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Capt Picard wants one; make it so.
Posted by: Clankie | February 23, 2012 at 03:12 PM
The table weighs nearly 75 lbs, is 34" wide, 54" long and 17" high
- takes up waaaaaay too much space
Posted by: ligirl | February 23, 2012 at 03:19 PM
will it be labeled "Keep your hands and feet off the Enterprise!"?
Posted by: funny man | February 23, 2012 at 03:27 PM
$3,100? How much is that in dilithium crystals?
Posted by: 'tis padraig himself, it is | February 23, 2012 at 03:31 PM
Where the green women at?
Posted by: Steve | February 23, 2012 at 03:35 PM
"Captain! The coasters canna take much more o' this!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 23, 2012 at 03:39 PM
'He made the ship base from ash, poplar and cherry wood'
....butt will it warp?
Posted by: ligirl | February 23, 2012 at 03:47 PM
Looks more like a terlet seat to me...
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man | February 23, 2012 at 03:53 PM
So much for the final frontier.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2012 at 03:59 PM
WOW! Nice designs! Your customization of that table with star trek there rocks! Just looking forward to see more of your designs and hope another theme from another popular movie as well.
Posted by: paulstrecker | February 23, 2012 at 04:20 PM
Make it forty cubits by sixty cubits, and collect two of each sort of nerd, preferably but not necessarily of opposite sexes, and then ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 23, 2012 at 04:31 PM
Isn't that a bit big to put in your mother's basement?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 23, 2012 at 05:05 PM
FUNNY everyone. The clear glass part will be brutalized as everyone looks at the ship part and doesn't notice the SMASH......
Posted by: LeDud | February 23, 2012 at 05:13 PM
My entire living room set didn't cost $3100! There is no way I would pay that much for a coffee table. Yes, I'm
cheapthrifty.Posted by: nursecindy | February 23, 2012 at 07:01 PM
and smart ...
Tho I can understand the rationale behind that pricing ... his time is werth ... whutever ... and he's (apparently) a professional @ this sorta thing, so he's free to charge whut he needs to, in order to make a profit on his efforts ... but ... Heck, I've got cars and pickups I haven't paid $3,100 for ... and other things I value much more than a coffee table, no matter if it's a life-sized reproduction of Marilyn Monroe ... well, mebbe if it wuz Raquel Welch ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 23, 2012 at 07:10 PM
I'm with Cindy. If a table is going to cost me 3 thousand bucks, it better be made of gold. That way I can sell it, and buy something more practical, like books or more books.
Posted by: Elon | February 23, 2012 at 07:16 PM
*snork* at Ms. Flukey
And since Dave requested it: The Coasters.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 23, 2012 at 07:19 PM
Quarter-inch glass? That's not a coffee table, its a window. I have a fairly pricey coffee table in my living room, teak and glass, but the glass is one inch thick. Heavy as heck, but at least its relatively safe.
Posted by: Afkat | February 23, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Kirk: " Don't worry about me. Protect my coffee table. "
Posted by: Clankie | February 23, 2012 at 08:28 PM
Um... the guy is named Shields? Insert witty Star Trek-related joke about raising or lowering shields here.
Posted by: MAC | February 23, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Fascinating.
Posted by: Spock the Blue | February 23, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Why not use an original like this or this?
Posted by: Ralph | February 23, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Dammit, there was a transporter accident with the last link. Go here.
Posted by: Ralph | February 23, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Nerds of Misery!
Posted by: Dan S. | February 24, 2012 at 04:09 PM