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Smoking pot tied to slacking off at work
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
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Now come on. I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but there are just some thing ... oh, wait. You said "slacking" off at work. Never mind.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 24, 2012 at 12:18 PM
"Dude, lets get some....what was I talking about?"
"You said something about munchies"
"Dude, is it lunchtime?"
"Dude, is it?"
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2012 at 12:23 PM
what time is it?
ok
what time is it now....
Posted by: queensbee | February 24, 2012 at 01:04 PM
Time for a break, obviously, qb.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2012 at 02:40 PM
"Whoa, check out the cool new screensaver!"
"Wow dude, that's....what was I saying?"
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 24, 2012 at 02:48 PM
why would anyone tie a smoking pot to their slacks?
Posted by: ligirl | February 24, 2012 at 02:51 PM
Late for work again Smith! Sorry boss, I took the wrong cannibus again.
Posted by: bahoola | February 24, 2012 at 03:02 PM
I am routinely unmotivated at work.
Smoking cannabis causes people to be unmotivated at work.
Therefore, I have apparently been smoking cannabis this whole time and I wasn't even aware of it.
Posted by: Schadeboy | February 24, 2012 at 04:20 PM
I feel the need. The need for weed?
Sorry, man, too much Cheech and Chong after midnight. Bummer.
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 24, 2012 at 04:37 PM
See, if you drink beer you don't have these problems. If beer drinkers aren't motivated at work they just leave to drink beer. Problem solved.
Posted by: wingnut | February 24, 2012 at 06:09 PM
Why do you think there is microwave popcorn in every office in America, including Weight Watchers.
I have the cure for this lack of motivation. The spiral fountain of Doritos. I only have to work out a few kinks. Those corners are murder on the pipes.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2012 at 08:51 PM
Unless that job is growing more pot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2012 at 09:47 PM
I'm extremely doobie-ous of this study. A proper study would have had the scientists smoking pot, and, if smoking pot causes slacking on the job, the scientists would have slacked off and not finished the study.
Posted by: max | February 24, 2012 at 10:41 PM
They say this like its a bad thing. What if the entire Congress were required to smoke pot when in session?
Posted by: Mad Librarian | February 25, 2012 at 01:15 PM
You mean they aren't?!
There goes MY explanation for our politicians.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2012 at 02:59 PM