A REASON TO GO ON LIVING
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But I thought her 2005 Farewell to the Fair Well Tour was the final.
Gosh, she needs help. Or she'll be doing this when she's 100.
That means I'll have to sell my Final Tour memorabilia on ebay, in order to get the new Final Tours memorabilia. Darn you, Cher!
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Wonder if Chaz is gong to be around.
PS she has had so many plastic surgeries, I am surprised that she can open her mouth to sing.
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 26, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Cher's alive?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2012 at 12:50 PM
I thought she WAS 100
Posted by: wingnut | February 26, 2012 at 01:01 PM
Gotta love an 80 year old who says "No s**t!"
Posted by: SW | February 26, 2012 at 01:08 PM
Pssst wingnut and SW! A certain Blog, who shall remain nameless, is only a year younger than Cher. This is actually Cher's 'Farewell To Farewell Tour 2000 And Any Other Farewell Tours She May Have Done Previously'. Or, better known as the FTFT2AAOFTSMHDP tour.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2012 at 01:23 PM
Cher tweets: “Oh my God!! Just saw the sets 4 (for) the show!!! I cant show u (you) cause (sic) you’d never 4give (forgive) me!!!"
Please turn ur(your) mobile phone upside down now!!!
370HSSV 0773H
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2012 at 01:29 PM
Only if she brings back Sonny.
Posted by: Steve | February 26, 2012 at 02:11 PM
" I got you Grams... I got you Grams... "
Posted by: Clankie | February 26, 2012 at 02:19 PM
"At the time, she joked she was too old to tour again, saying, “I’m approaching 80 and if I did that thing everyone does, come back in five years, I’d be driving around in one of those carts you know, the ones with the joysticks you see in Costco.”
The Washington Monument's lengthy renovation was finally completed. Its face was sanded down. Its slabs were smoothed, and the rear wall was fortified. It's the same work Cher has done every three years.
*Dave experiences a resulting mighty belly laugh.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 26, 2012 at 02:24 PM
Uh....why?
Hope her teeth don't fall out when she opens her mouth to
lipsynchsing....she'll have to gum the words....Posted by: Wolfsong | February 26, 2012 at 02:43 PM
Maybe if we could help get Cher a real job, like at Costco or something, maybe she would burn her feathers once and for all. It's worth a try.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 26, 2012 at 02:52 PM
Tnx, gang ... yer makin' me feel REALLY old ... she's younger than I do be, accordin' to the SSA count ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 26, 2012 at 02:52 PM
Tours of Misery!
Posted by: Dan S. | February 26, 2012 at 03:04 PM
Or in some cases, winter count.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 26, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Heard that her boy toy for this tour is rumored (not rumoured) to be Jack Lalanne.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | February 26, 2012 at 03:11 PM
Dan, you're on a roll. Gotta keep up...thirds of mystery...words of Mr. E...curds of history...I'm loading them all, ready to fire.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 26, 2012 at 03:16 PM
*snork* @ dan
U(you) no(know) what they say: 'Turds of a Feather...'
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Ohhhh, I belieeeeve in life
after Cher (after Cher after Cher after Cher)...
(try to kill THAT earworm!)
Posted by: padraig | February 26, 2012 at 03:48 PM
Whut? Speak UP! And get off my lawn!
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 26, 2012 at 04:34 PM
jack lalane is, sadly... dead. she will have to find someone else.
what's john mccain doing?
gypsies, tramps and..........cough, cough...
Posted by: queensbee | February 26, 2012 at 04:44 PM
The b*tch goes on
The b*tch goes on on on on on...
Posted by: SW | February 26, 2012 at 04:54 PM
Considering her boytoys I think she is working on a variation of the Groucho theory:
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Posted by: max | February 26, 2012 at 05:11 PM
Maybe she's trying to beat King Tut's record?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2012 at 05:33 PM
Since no one else has said it, let me...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
First Manilow and now this. Haven't we suffered enough this year?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2012 at 05:34 PM
Well, I wonder how this tour will turn out.
Posted by: Theresa | February 26, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Bang Bang.
Posted by: Coconuts | February 26, 2012 at 07:30 PM
Aw, thanks JSG & ligirl. Glad the meme is appreciated. Otherwise, the posts would simply be...
Words of Misery!
Posted by: Dan S. | February 26, 2012 at 09:30 PM
I was hoping I'd wake up this morning to find this had all been just a nightmare caused by a bad burrito or the like but unfortunately not.
It's the nightmare that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2012 at 07:26 AM
Clankie,
She will never be a Grams. Chaz??????
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 27, 2012 at 07:33 AM
Any truth to the rumor that Cher had Hasbro make several life sized Cher action figures and they are really doing the tour.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 27, 2012 at 07:47 AM
She's at the age where she looks better on her driver's license.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | February 27, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Shoddy reporting. They didn't even tell us what her @twitter name is.
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 28, 2012 at 07:47 AM