WE SAW SUSPICIOUS COOKIE OPEN FOR 420 POUNDS OF COW BRAINS
Suspicious cookie prompts evacuation of Berrien County Courthouse
(Thanks to Chris Lawson)
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"Heit believes the cookies were chocolate chip."
God forbid some terrorist would leave a bag of snickerdoodles!
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Damm those terrorists! Who can resist chocolate chips?
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2012 at 10:47 AM
"Heit believes the cookies were chocolate chip."
The cookies were closer than the donut shop. No evidence left to confirm. Who knew Mrs. Fields wore a burka?
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 26, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Maybe they had the cookies confused with Death by Chocolate.
Posted by: Dan S. | January 26, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Lorna Dooms?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Elves got plastic? (Countin' chips ... C-6, C-7, C-8 ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Maybe the Cookie Monster is retaliating for being taken off Seasame Street.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 26, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Get the county IT guys on this -- "Delete all cookies" isn't working.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Anybody seen my milk?
*blink*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Who knows what the damage might have been if there had been raisins!
Posted by: jon | January 26, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Suspicious Snooki?
Oh, cookie, nevermind.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 26, 2012 at 12:55 PM
This is the county in Michigan that is closest to Chicago. Just sayin'.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 26, 2012 at 02:00 PM
In any non-government office, someone would have just looked in the bag.
I retired from the government. Some of the security precautions were ridiculous.
It took over an hour most days to go through State Police security to go see my boss.
So, I'd call him about 15 minutes before I arrived and he'd come down and let me in a side door.
This door was where the smokers went outside to smoke. Sometimes, I'd just wait until one used his badge to get back in and I'd follow. Nobody ever said anything.
Posted by: Steve | January 26, 2012 at 02:41 PM
Aha! An "alternate" ending to Casablanca ...
Louis: "Round the usual suspects."
Rick: "Lemme have one of them cookies, Louis, and this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Chiplet chocs! Cook me some gimmees!
It's lysdexic day at the wolf cave.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 26, 2012 at 07:19 PM
*Skron @ Snowflog*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 08:23 PM
No snark: this is my local courthouse.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 26, 2012 at 08:57 PM
Now yer FAMOUS, Olo ... when's yer book signing tour?
(Merely teasin' ... no snark ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 10:07 PM