TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Toledo woman accused of trying to rob store with curling iron
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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January 31, 2012
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But the .38 has done absolute wonders for her hair.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2012 at 08:29 AM
update: crime wave rolls through toledo
Posted by: ligirl | January 31, 2012 at 08:36 AM
It was a hair-raising experience.
Posted by: Unholy Slacker | January 31, 2012 at 08:40 AM
I would have given her ALL the money in exchange for a promise not to uncover her face again.
Posted by: wingnut | January 31, 2012 at 08:54 AM
hands up! this is a curl-up....
Posted by: queensbee | January 31, 2012 at 09:28 AM
Holy Toledo, Batman!
Seems as tho this "gang" is a bit unclear on the concept of "masked" banditry ... & I'm wonderin' WHY a tax preparation service has cash on hand ... ? ? ? I'd guess that most people would pay with a check, or actually mail in the payment to the IRS their ownselfs ...
Sorry to imply any logic should apply to ironed robbery ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2012 at 09:54 AM
Another tragedy that could have been avoided through community and law enforcement vigilance. Sure, bobby pins may seem like a victimless indulgence, but look what they can lead to.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2012 at 09:57 AM
I warned you folks about Toledo, months back, but would you listen? Oh, no.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Ah! I get it now!
She thot it wuz a "shootin' iron" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2012 at 10:34 AM
They had been there before to get their taxes done? Crooks are definitely getting dumber.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2012 at 11:36 AM
A curling iron? A 4 iron would have been more effective.
Posted by: Ross | January 31, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Imagine the note she *might* have handed the teller...
" Gimme all your money or I'll curl and maybe burn your hair and your skin...My curling iron is loaded.."
But was it plugged in?
Posted by: funny man | January 31, 2012 at 02:03 PM
Hair today, Goon tomorrow.
Posted by: Ralph | January 31, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Curling iron. Aren't they those things you slide down the ice and try to get into the bullseye?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 31, 2012 at 03:01 PM
Gnaw, Layz' ... that's a curling ROCK ... mebbe if she'd've had one of them (they weigh nearly 50 pounds), she'd've been more believeable as a gangsta ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2012 at 03:44 PM