THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Cat in the cockpit grounds Toronto-bound airplane
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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January 25, 2012
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"Cat in the Cockpit" was on the B side of "Smokin' in the Boys' Room", right?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 25, 2012 at 02:51 PM
No, I think it was the Royal Guardsmen's followup to "Snoopy and the Red Baron."
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2012 at 02:59 PM
* BEEEEEEEEP *
GEEZER TRAIN IS NOW LOADING ON TRACK TWENTY-NINE. GEEZER TRAIN IS NOW LOADING.
* BEEEEEEEEP *
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2012 at 03:00 PM
Air Traffic Control: Air Canada 603, you are cleared for takeoff.
-paws-
Air Traffic Control: Repeat - AC 603, you are cleared for takeoff. Do you copy?
Air Canada 603: Meow!
Air Traffic Control: Roger.
Air Canada 603: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... a "cat" in the cockpit ... isn't that why pilots have joysticks?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 25, 2012 at 03:29 PM
I thought it was "Cat in the Cradle" says he, as he climbs on Padraig's geezer bus.
Posted by: Old Coot | January 25, 2012 at 03:32 PM
It thought it saw a squirrel.
Posted by: Guin | January 25, 2012 at 03:34 PM
Train now leaving on track 29 for Anaheim... Azusa... and Cuc
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 25, 2012 at 03:49 PM
...amonga. Please secure your cats in your compartments.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 25, 2012 at 03:52 PM
Never tell Ripples' owner a secret.
He's known for letting the cat outta the bag . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2012 at 03:58 PM
Can't seem to recall where I've heard that before, obs. I'm drawing a Blanc.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2012 at 03:58 PM
And my sweet tooth suddenly kicked in, MTB.
Oddly, I'm craving cara-mel.
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2012 at 04:12 PM
I swear to God I will not make a pu$%y comment here.....not gonna happen! But...
Posted by: PeeJay | January 25, 2012 at 07:02 PM
Better start wearing my reading glasses -- at first glance I thought the story was about "cat in a crockpot."
Posted by: coscolo | January 25, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Tastes like chicken, coscolo ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 25, 2012 at 08:03 PM
Tounces?
You can drive, but you can't fly!!!
Posted by: funny man | January 25, 2012 at 09:14 PM
Man, how dumb can people be?
All they had to do was walk in and say, in a calm voice, "Cat, this aircraft is headed for Canada. In late January."
They'd have been cleared for takeoff in no time.
Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2012 at 09:41 PM
Steve ... I disagree a teensy bit ... the cat might've thot they wuz goin' to BC ... now, if they'd've said "We're goin' to TORONTO!" ... heck, even I would've got off that plane ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 25, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Why was it so hard to find it? Couldn't they do a cat scan?
Besides, unlike a squirrel, a little pussy never hurt anybody.
Posted by: Ralph | January 25, 2012 at 11:39 PM
I suppose it beats a cock in the catpit.
I mean, you know, those roosters can get LOUD.
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 25, 2012 at 11:55 PM
Does this mean the crew was pussywhipped? Can I say that on the blog? Don't ban me, I'm harmless.
Posted by: Girlogic | January 26, 2012 at 02:33 AM
You could be armless, though, if you go on that beastly roller coaster.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 08:14 AM
I've driven with a cat loose in the car; it was okay until it jumped on the back of the driver's seat and used my head to break its momentum. Not something I would want my pilot to experience during takeoff!
Posted by: Mad Librarian | January 27, 2012 at 02:50 AM