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Unidentified haggis causes security meltdown in Scottish railway station
(Thanks to Monique, who asks, "Isn't all haggis 'unidentified'?")
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January 29, 2012
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Speaking of "unidentified haggis," when will we get a link to Dave's appearance on Face the Nation? Syndicated Communist Dave Barry.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 29, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Did they arrest the offending "unaccompanied Haggis"?
If not, why not?
Has the queen gone soft on Haggis?
Just think of all the sheep who will sleep better...
Posted by: funny man | January 29, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Although open carry of Haggis is actually legal in Michigan, it's recommended that those who wish to exercise their 78th amendment rights to keep and bear vile Scots substances apply for a Concealed Haggis Permit.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 29, 2012 at 12:40 PM
If this wuz s'posed to be "humorous" ... it's a bit more droll than even the usual Scots' efforts ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 29, 2012 at 02:44 PM
As long as it is in a clear plastic .....EWWWW!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 29, 2012 at 02:47 PM
I can see it now... a new Scottish reality show...
"Haggling for Haggis"...
Each week a Scotsman will risk his life for a bowl of
Haggis. He also gets extra points if he can convince
foreigners to try some, or if he can convince TSA
people its delicious....
Posted by: funny man | January 29, 2012 at 02:52 PM
The haggis was four feet tall!? Surely there must be another meaning for the word.
And someone has to say it: Unidentified Haggis WBAGN....
Posted by: Rich | January 29, 2012 at 03:56 PM
Scottish pinata, perhaps, except I'd be afraid of what might fall out when it was whacked.
OT: Comments would not allow me to spell pinata with a tilde over the N as is proper. Are no "foreign characters" allowed?
Posted by: coscolo | January 29, 2012 at 04:11 PM
I love it when Unidentified Haggis plays an acoustic set.
Posted by: Gregg in Austin | January 29, 2012 at 05:05 PM
There's a BBQ chain in SC on my route between homes. One has a buffet which always has a big pan of some stuff that I love.
It isn't meat, but maybe it has some in it. What kind? Who knows?
I've tried to figure out what it is but can't name a single ingredient.
Now, I'm afraid to ask because I like it too much.
What if it's haggis?
Posted by: Steve | January 29, 2012 at 05:42 PM
Steve ... you don't ask, and they won't tell ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 29, 2012 at 06:44 PM
and, Steve ... as long as it's not The Specialty of the House it should be OK ...
(y'all could look it up ... short story, I think I've got the title correct ... been a LONG time since I discovered that little gem ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 29, 2012 at 10:01 PM
We saw Unidentified Haggis open for Captain Beefheart.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2012 at 10:11 PM
That was funny!
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