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January 31, 2012


Thief smashes window of unlocked car, steals woman's teeth

Actual Name of Town: "Bridgeville"

(Thanks to Matt Filar)


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Someone on uppers stealing lowers?

Who in the world would want to steal someone's teeth. Just the thought of it is yuck.

"...keep an eye out for suspicious people in their neighborhoods."
Uh oh, Neighborhood Watch is in trouble. They're suspicious about everybody.

and the reason she wasnt wearing her teeth was.............?

The claims adjuster declared it a total floss.

did he have a cap gun?

Snork at Meanie.

Time to take a bite out of crime ...

Can't believe nobody said this, but ... "Time to put some teeth into the law." There, I did it and I'd do it again.

a good gumshoe should know the drill

That is why I carry my teeth in my pocket unless I am eating something. Just can't leave them laying on the car seat. I did that once and bit myself in the butt.

That'll leave a mark, eh, o'f'g?

Beside that, I hear pawn shops will only pay a buck eighty-nine for dentures, unless somehow there is a
gold tooth involved...

Where else can you unload "hot falsies"?

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