THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Thief smashes window of unlocked car, steals woman's teeth
Actual Name of Town: "Bridgeville"
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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January 31, 2012
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Someone on uppers stealing lowers?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2012 at 09:20 AM
Who in the world would want to steal someone's teeth. Just the thought of it is yuck.
Posted by: Theresa | January 31, 2012 at 09:24 AM
"...keep an eye out for suspicious people in their neighborhoods."
Uh oh, Neighborhood Watch is in trouble. They're suspicious about everybody.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2012 at 09:26 AM
and the reason she wasnt wearing her teeth was.............?
Posted by: queensbee | January 31, 2012 at 09:27 AM
The claims adjuster declared it a total floss.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2012 at 09:29 AM
did he have a cap gun?
Posted by: ligirl | January 31, 2012 at 09:34 AM
Snork at Meanie.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2012 at 09:43 AM
Time to take a bite out of crime ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2012 at 09:57 AM
Can't believe nobody said this, but ... "Time to put some teeth into the law." There, I did it and I'd do it again.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2012 at 10:35 AM
a good gumshoe should know the drill
Posted by: ligirl | January 31, 2012 at 11:07 AM
That is why I carry my teeth in my pocket unless I am eating something. Just can't leave them laying on the car seat. I did that once and bit myself in the butt.
Posted by: oldfatguy | January 31, 2012 at 12:14 PM
That'll leave a mark, eh, o'f'g?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Beside that, I hear pawn shops will only pay a buck eighty-nine for dentures, unless somehow there is a
gold tooth involved...
Where else can you unload "hot falsies"?
Posted by: funny man | January 31, 2012 at 02:07 PM