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January 26, 2012
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Mebbe the cops need a stool pigeon to help 'em deposit the perps into jail?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 01:10 PM
No one from this blog comes to mind at all with this story. Nope, not a one.......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 01:18 PM
Oh dear... Now people will have to flush the toilet themselves. Horrors !
Posted by: Clankie | January 26, 2012 at 01:26 PM
I'm of two minds about this.
There's one.
Aaaaand, there's two.
Posted by: Steve | January 26, 2012 at 02:33 PM
"Auto flushers"
Upon consideration, I've reached the conclusion that THIS is the main problem with them lo-flo toilets ...
Too many folks tryin' to get rid of their old junk car without payin' a fee to have sumbuddy haul it away ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Don't get all pissy about it.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 26, 2012 at 04:57 PM
I thought this was an item about my cousin Otto. Red in the face here.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | January 27, 2012 at 07:11 AM