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Don't tell Newt, he'll start talking about nuking Canada.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Toronto? Mebbe they wuz gonna have Lego-man search for that cat in the cockpit?
HOWever ... story sez, that he's "holding a Maple Leaf" ...
No ... he's holdin' (?) a FLAG, with a PICTURE/ARTIST'S DEPICTION of a "Maple Leaf" ...
Journalese shorthand? Or do I hafta go back to my tapes to study Canadian Language Skills with Doug and Bob McKenzie?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 10:43 AM
"Ground control to Major Lego,
Ground control to Major Lego,
WHy do you look so stiff
as you float among the clouds,
Put your cheap flag in the eye in the sky,
and hope when you crash land the camera doesn't die.."
With apologies to D.Bowie...
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2012 at 11:03 AM
One small step for a plastic man
One giant bong hit for a pair of teenagers
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Just after that balloon burst, you can see him dropping some Lego blocks.
Posted by: Steve | January 26, 2012 at 02:55 PM
Can I have a jacket, or at least a pair of pants? It's cold up there, and I have plastic bits!
LM
p.s. Eh?
Posted by: Lego Man | January 26, 2012 at 09:09 PM
similar to physics pioneer Dave Barry who used a Potato Gun to launch Olympic Barbie high into the air over Biscayne Bay. Long live Science!
Posted by: jonathan young | January 28, 2012 at 09:32 AM