IT HAS GOT TO STOP
Flamingo pummeling puts Sebastian woman in pokey
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)
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January 25, 2012
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That headline is all wrong, and I'm tired of fixing these errors. Should be "Sebastian Puts Woman Pummeling Flamingo In Pokey". Or maybe "Flamingo Pummeling Woman Puts Sebastian In Pokey". Possibly "Pokey-Pummeling Sebastian Puts Flamingo In Woman".
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 25, 2012 at 08:04 AM
Just Some Guy needs to switch to decaf. As for this woman, string her up.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2012 at 08:18 AM
The rumor is, if and when Miami gets the Olympics they will add Flamingo Pummeling to the list of sports.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2012 at 08:49 AM
I don't know about stringing her up, nc. Was this considered First Degree Flamingo Pummeling? With a plea bargain, she might get the charges reduced to Kitschslaughter.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2012 at 08:54 AM
I saw Flamingo Pummeling open for Minor Threat.
Posted by: wiredog | January 25, 2012 at 08:56 AM
sorry, JSG, your headlines sound hokey
Posted by: ligirl | January 25, 2012 at 09:07 AM
What's this all about, ligirl?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2012 at 09:44 AM
I have no idea why, but every New Years Day I wake up and think about who is in the local jail from the night before.
I guess it's from seeing a lot of jails and not seeing even ONE I wanted to wake up in.
At least now, I'll have a mental picture to go with that thought.
She looks a little rough for 29.
Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I hadda look to see if the headline/story meant she wuz arrested fer pummelin' a flamingo ... or pummeled sumbuddy with a flamingo ... or used a flamingo to poke sumbuddy ... or the flamingo's batteries wuz dead when she tried to poke her ownse ... um ... nevermind that last image ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 25, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I thought Flamingo Pummeling made you go blind.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 25, 2012 at 11:19 AM
*squints*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2012 at 01:41 PM
*it's them dang feathers that keep botherin' Moi Ownself, mud' ... *
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 25, 2012 at 02:42 PM
Reckon we don't hafta guess the state.
Posted by: Coconuts | January 25, 2012 at 05:03 PM
Topless flamingo pummeling ... in Sweden ... mmmm.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 26, 2012 at 09:46 AM