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FBI: Man tried to hire assassin, pin murder on cat
(Thanks to The Perts)
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FBI: Man tried to hire assassin, pin murder on cat
(Thanks to The Perts)
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Little did they know. Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Fluffy | January 26, 2012 at 06:54 PM
They should have tried to pin it on the parrot, after reciting the phrase "He had it coming" 20 million times.
Posted by: Elon | January 26, 2012 at 06:58 PM
I've said it fer most of my life ... dogs luv ya, but don't trust them cats ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 07:17 PM
Mr. Nash watches way too much CSI.
Posted by: JD | January 26, 2012 at 07:25 PM
Burglars, definitely, but never a murderer.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2012 at 07:31 PM
Puss in Cahoots
Posted by: ligirl | January 26, 2012 at 07:35 PM
^ *makes sure O the U notices i did NOT say 'pussy' today*
Posted by: ligrl | January 26, 2012 at 07:50 PM
And y'all have my undying* gratitudinalness fer bein' so polite, ligirl ...
*fer at least the next 30 or 40 seconds
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 07:56 PM
ligirl, we all know thou art the perfect gentlewoman.
Posted by: Elon | January 26, 2012 at 07:57 PM
I thought it said "An FBI man..."
Nevermind.
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 26, 2012 at 08:37 PM
No huhu, Wolfie ... I thot the same thing the first three times I read it ... but no mention in the story, so I finally figgered it out ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 26, 2012 at 08:45 PM
Mythbusters busted the radio-in-the-tub thing, mostly. For the last several decades building codes have required bathroom electric outlets to have ground fault detectors that cut the power if this happens. An older house might not have them, but I'm betting this particular genius didn't think to check on that.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | January 27, 2012 at 02:29 AM
I only blame my dogs for farts! Never thought of this!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 27, 2012 at 07:01 AM
Oh yeah, the cat would definitely do it.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2012 at 07:07 AM
New headline:
WUSSY FOILED IN PLOT TO BLAME PUSSY
Posted by: funny man | January 27, 2012 at 12:43 PM
He had several plans-- they all sucked.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 27, 2012 at 04:09 PM
P.S. I liked the part where it said, "...who long pursued sex with Nash's wife." I'm just not sure what it means.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 27, 2012 at 04:12 PM