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Posted by: Will (the other one) | January 30, 2012 at 08:10 PM
Exactly where would you wear something like that? I hope supermodels get paid a lot of money.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 30, 2012 at 08:15 PM
I actually thought it was Lady Gaga.
Posted by: Beckster | January 30, 2012 at 08:20 PM
tit's more than I can stand
Posted by: PhilinTexas | January 30, 2012 at 08:25 PM
is it named monoboob, or is that what the designer is? lawdy.
Posted by: queensbee | January 30, 2012 at 08:35 PM
Hey, hey, come on, people. She probably has a lot of difficulty finding work with a feature like that. At least she can play an alien or a runway model.
Posted by: ScottMGS | January 30, 2012 at 08:45 PM
Poor girl. What else can she do without any hands?
Even starring in Peter and the Starcatcher requires one.
Posted by: Elon | January 30, 2012 at 09:29 PM
Hmm. Maybe it's an Eye of Sauron costume.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 30, 2012 at 09:30 PM
The umbrella-Marilyn model got the hair color wrong, but other than that....
I think Gianni was making a statement and it was a big "F-U" to the fashion world. Or he needs to start taking his meds.
Making fun of people with a single huge monoboob is ...well, it could be...a hate crime.
Posted by: funny man | January 30, 2012 at 09:33 PM
Hey, people! My eye is up here!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2012 at 09:36 PM
Well guys, it does alleviate the dilema of which one to focus on.
Posted by: wingnut | January 30, 2012 at 09:40 PM
It's probably to take the focus off the terrible head gear. You cannot just put ribbons on a fencing mast and call it a fashion accessory.
Posted by: Elon | January 30, 2012 at 09:45 PM
I know that this will fall under the category of "rhetorical" questions, but ...
How fffffing crazy are these people?
Oh.
That crazy. OK.
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 30, 2012 at 09:54 PM
Too funny. Who is really going to wear a big boob? Who would buy it? The other one is pretty funny too. Half of her boobs are showing with those umbrellas bringing everything down.
Posted by: Theresa | January 30, 2012 at 10:45 PM
It's the start of a new "moobment"?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 30, 2012 at 10:54 PM
I LOVE that dress.
Posted by: Mike Wazowski's Girlfriend. | January 30, 2012 at 10:58 PM
She looks like a mutant fish from the Futurama sewer.
Posted by: Diva | January 30, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Cyclops called. He wants his Mommy back.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 30, 2012 at 11:06 PM
Ol' Siggy Freud would have had a LOT to say about the man that designed this thing.....
On the other hand, she looks vaguely familiar...oh yeah, Steph from college!
Um.....ok, I gotta go now......
Time fer me meds....
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 30, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Thanks for keeping us abreast on this.
Posted by: Chris S. | January 31, 2012 at 12:10 AM
More proof, if any were needed, that fashion designers truly hate women.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 31, 2012 at 12:52 AM
Why is it a "monoboob" and not a "uniboob" or just a boob? We need an explanation from Mr. Language Person.
Posted by: Ralph | January 31, 2012 at 01:28 AM
Spiny said what I said.
Posted by: pjdjmj | January 31, 2012 at 02:05 AM
Ralph, more importantly why is an article of clothing which goes with both men and women called "uni-sexual", while a person who goes with both men and women is called "bi-sexual"?
Posted by: max | January 31, 2012 at 04:50 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Monoboob overlords.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 31, 2012 at 06:29 AM
I kind of liked the woman hanging from the bellhop platform, and then there was the bicycle tire hat...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2012 at 06:58 AM
"Oh, golly gee -- the pinnacle of my career. Walking down the catwalk, dressed as a jumbo shrimp. If my friends could see me now ... wait! They can! Noooooooooo!"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I think umbrella-girl slipped.
How can people watch these shows without laughing?
Maybe that's why I've never been invited.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2012 at 02:31 PM
*SNORK* @ one of the comments, "one-tit-wonder."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 31, 2012 at 03:09 PM
Bazoomage interrupted - or have the aliens finally made it mainstream? Welcome to the future!
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | February 01, 2012 at 09:56 AM