CSI: HASTINGS
Hastings woman reports someone stole her chips, ate her cookies and drank her Pepsi
(Thanks to Fred Hudson)
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Oh my GAWD! And the SWAT Team did NOTHING!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 28, 2012 at 08:03 AM
She should have been packing churros.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | January 28, 2012 at 08:07 AM
The cops are looking into it? Prolly not. Btw, do *not* try to take food off this chick's plate at dinner...
Posted by: Girlogic | January 28, 2012 at 08:35 AM
*Looks suspiciously at cat*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2012 at 08:39 AM
Sounds as if she got the munchies, but fergot about it ...
Did they check to see if she had any of that MaryJane Mouthspray?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 28, 2012 at 08:48 AM
pepsi? guess she didn't mention the missing coke
Posted by: ligirl | January 28, 2012 at 08:59 AM
They need to check the woods for bears.
Heck, look in her bed. There might be one there.
Posted by: Steve | January 28, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Obviously she has never worked in an office where everyone shares a fridge and these type of crimes run rampant. I worked with an er doctor that thought nothing of stealing your lunch and eating it in front of you.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2012 at 10:53 AM
That's what's wrong with our education system today. Too much time on s*x and dr*gs and not enough on important things, such as Never Leave Your Lunch Box in the Hall.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 28, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Goldilocks? Again?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Cindy's right. I don't think my docs are that bad, but coworkers? Oh yeah. I once took a bite out of my sandwich before putting it in the fridge, thinking no one would take it. If only.
Posted by: Girlogic | January 28, 2012 at 11:56 AM
If there had been donuts the cops would have been interested. Lunch thief, meh. Donut thief, dastardly.
Donut or doughnut? Mr. Language Person?
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 28, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Whutever werks @ any given moment, Loud' ...
BTW ... pass me that chocolate one, will ya? Please? The one with the rainbow sprinkles ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 28, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Santa?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 28, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Goodbye, Mr. Chips, don't toss your cookies, there's plenty of pepsi generation to make up the loss.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2012 at 01:49 PM
Police immediately put out this BOLO:
Be On The Lookout for a large Blue Muppet, know by his knickname, Cookie Monster, and Micheal Jackson, or
an MJ impersonator, known for dancing for Pepsi.
Posted by: funny man | January 28, 2012 at 02:29 PM
Burp!
Posted by: The culprit | January 28, 2012 at 03:59 PM
Nursecindy.
In college I had that problem so I made some brownies with chocolate exlax!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 28, 2012 at 04:38 PM
My friend left a cat food sandwich for the frig thief once.
Posted by: Diva | January 28, 2012 at 06:35 PM
MikeyVa, we did something sort of like that to the er doctor. We left some spaghetti in the fridge for about 5 weeks. He was on vacation. He ate it but didn't have any side effects that we know of. He had a cast iron stomach. I snapped after he ate my after Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. I told him turkey's didn't grow on trees and to keep his mitts off my lunch.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Mr. Language Person | January 29, 2012 at 05:10 AM
Something similar happened in my house on December 24th
Posted by: Mr Chips | January 30, 2012 at 06:05 PM