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December 28, 2011

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Man attacks four outside Kona bar with cow's femur, police say

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I suppose you could injure someone pretty badly with one, though I'd expect bone is somewhat fragile.

First it was the Thin Mints Melee...

Cow clubbing at the bar.

He took the phrase I've got a bone to pick with you way to seriously.

Given my druthers about being struck with a cow bone or an equal-size stick, I'd rather be inside eating a hamburger.
Who wants to get hit, anyway?

Better a femur than an oosik, Dave. Speaking of which, how is Walter? We never heard about him any more!

Cowabungedup, dude.

Don't bring a chicken bone to a cow bone fight.

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