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December 06, 2011

STAND TALL, SWITZERLAND

You're number one.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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They will be hard to beat.

I'll remember that next time Imeet shake hands with a Swiss guy.

And that's why Swiss cheese has holes.

I thought they were always neutered??? Oh, wait. Neutral.

further probing found....

Who writes this stuff?

Dad-Who writes this stuff?

Even worse- "came out right on top"

And that's why their currency is called the " Franc ".

"For Swiss woman, the location of sex was more important than the number of people involved."

American woman's mind is boggled.

I thought sex was always located in just a few places?

According to the title, theres a league???

Didn't Lombardi say winning was the only thing ? I'm not sure he had this in mind.

and nice photo. >< brain bleach please.

Well, if you can't get the Real Thing....

ABBA were pioneers in Mastrubation Rock. Well, it sounds like masturbation may have been involved with their inspired vocals? Maybe I'm way off here, but now I can't get that song out of my head.

Love the one you're with.

well, right on layzee. and also, not sure they are exactly 'standing'. maybe sitting...

ABBA is Swedish, not Swiss.

They suck there too.

Hidden on page 6...most of these "m-baters" are single!

And apparently, afterwards, should we imply they have a cigarette? Sideline story says Swiss who smoke have
higher incomes. But no word of any medical effects?
Maybe they just don't scare or care....

A big hand, please, for Switzerland.

Oh, and get off my lawn!

"Group sex emerged as one of the foremost fantasies for men. 40 percent of Swiss men said they would like to practise it..."

Good on ye, lads. After a while, maybe we'll let you try the real thing.

"Imaginary Lover"....

Now I'm suspicous of how they get all those holes in the cheese

There's something sticky in Switzerland.
STINKY! I meant "stinky".
Well, that works, too.

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