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December 28, 2011

SOUNDS LIKE DISCRIMINATION TO US

In case you were wondering, Blank can inform you that men fart 14 to 15 times a day, while women do so a mere eight to nine times.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Women fart? No way.

I am WAY over my quota!

My experience is that while some men take pride in making farts as loud as possible, women on the other hand are masters of silent farts. Some of the worst SBDs I ever experienced I know came from a woman. Had to be them as there was no one else in the room at the time except me.

I want to see the apparatus that was designed to "measure" this and where / how it was inserted / attatched.

On second thought, no I don't.

I just lost 40 seconds of my life on this. *sigh*

Penn State is really cranking out some quality graduates.

I want to know why we have two dogs, same breed, 1 year apart in age, eating the same food and one has never emitted a detectable fart and the other is his own WMD.
Oh, I could tell tales.
In some ways, Stewie is very convenient.

This research was made for mudstuffin.

1)Glad he can go through life eternally amused in a guy sort of way.
B)His only source of employment has to be dumbass universities willing to put up with this scholarly crap.
iii)I wonder if his books are in the least bit bathroom readable.

His research stinks.

HAMS is right. We ladies do not fart. Why do you think we get so irritable?

"I fart therefore i am." Runee de Farts filosofizer

So when someone talks about an old fart, that means a
woman? Doesn't sound or smell right to me...

Hey! They left out the real culprits! Dogs.

At least at my house they get the blame.

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