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Women fart? No way.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 28, 2011 at 04:06 PM
I am WAY over my quota!
Posted by: enauder titsoff | December 28, 2011 at 04:18 PM
My experience is that while some men take pride in making farts as loud as possible, women on the other hand are masters of silent farts. Some of the worst SBDs I ever experienced I know came from a woman. Had to be them as there was no one else in the room at the time except me.
Posted by: WVplantman | December 28, 2011 at 04:43 PM
I want to see the apparatus that was designed to "measure" this and where / how it was inserted / attatched.
On second thought, no I don't.
I just lost 40 seconds of my life on this. *sigh*
Posted by: Punkin | December 28, 2011 at 05:09 PM
Penn State is really cranking out some quality graduates.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 28, 2011 at 05:33 PM
I want to know why we have two dogs, same breed, 1 year apart in age, eating the same food and one has never emitted a detectable fart and the other is his own WMD.
Oh, I could tell tales.
In some ways, Stewie is very convenient.
Posted by: Steve | December 28, 2011 at 05:44 PM
This research was made for mudstuffin.
Posted by: Diva | December 28, 2011 at 06:00 PM
1)Glad he can go through life eternally amused in a guy sort of way.
B)His only source of employment has to be dumbass universities willing to put up with this scholarly crap.
iii)I wonder if his books are in the least bit bathroom readable.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2011 at 06:16 PM
His research stinks.
Posted by: Diva | December 28, 2011 at 07:27 PM
HAMS is right. We ladies do not fart. Why do you think we get so irritable?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2011 at 09:10 PM
"I fart therefore i am." Runee de Farts filosofizer
Posted by: rickh | December 28, 2011 at 10:16 PM
So when someone talks about an old fart, that means a
woman? Doesn't sound or smell right to me...
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Hey! They left out the real culprits! Dogs.
At least at my house they get the blame.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 29, 2011 at 09:30 AM