SHE SPEAKS WITH AUTHORITY
Whale Sperm Makes the Ocean Salty, Snooki Claims
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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December 30, 2011
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Simon Boxall, a marine expert and oceanographer dismissed Polizzi's suggestion. "It would take a lot of whale sperm to make the sea that salty," he said.
This is the kind of scientific debate that is best left to itself.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 30, 2011 at 03:03 PM
"I don't really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water's all whale sperm. That's why the ocean's salty."
She hates the beach? What in the blazes, then, is she doing on a show called Jersey Shore?
Posted by: Elon | December 30, 2011 at 03:16 PM
Well they are sperm whales. Does so much whale sperm get loose because of whale porn? Hot Narwhals of Norway. And how do they, you know, with flippers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2011 at 04:06 PM
Has she been to Cleveley's lately??
Posted by: Diva | December 30, 2011 at 04:19 PM
"Sore throats do not come from your colon; they are caused by viruses that come in through your nose and mouth. Taking 'colon cleansers' has no beneficial effect on your throat -- or on your colon."
My only question on this one is, where did they dig up Suzy Quatro after all these decades to get the original quote? And was she with The Fonz?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 30, 2011 at 04:25 PM
OMG - Was that Leather Tuscadero??? Too funny.
Posted by: Diva | December 30, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Is this why wives don't wear high heels?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 30, 2011 at 04:59 PM
Why does she think sperm is salty? Huh? Ooooohhhh.
Posted by: pogo | December 30, 2011 at 06:24 PM
Now I understand why you aren't supposed to swallow sea water
Posted by: wingnut | December 30, 2011 at 06:27 PM
No matter which side you're on, the whales are happy.
Posted by: Steve | December 30, 2011 at 07:39 PM
You must admit, the water at N.J. beaches IS unique.
Posted by: Clankie | December 30, 2011 at 07:41 PM
Even though I've never watched a second of her "reality show", I'm betting her sodium levels are off the chart.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 30, 2011 at 08:10 PM
Is it possible that Snooki casting her substantial girth into the brine is the cause of the world's ocean waves?
Posted by: Peter M | December 31, 2011 at 01:08 AM
BWHAHAHA Professor Snooki!
PhD in tanning and tacky clothes.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 31, 2011 at 07:20 AM
Best she stays out of the ocean anyhow. We don't need more oil slicks.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2011 at 10:02 AM