NO JURY WOULD DARE CONVICT HIM
Australian crocodile Elvis steals lawnmower
(Thanks to jon harris, Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb. Also belated thanks to Ralph, Bruinhilda and Carroll Stewart.)
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Bet a dollar the event happened at 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning.
Posted by: Steve | December 28, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I would stay off his lawn - very, very far off.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2011 at 10:33 AM
CHeck out the fuller video.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I'm not sure which is the better name for a band: Australian Crocodile Elvis or Fairly Typical Crocodile Behavior.
Come to think of it, I know a guy who was convicted of crocodile behavior, armed. It's a fairly common charge up here.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 28, 2011 at 12:38 PM
''He is so full of testosterone that he views everything as a threat,'' explained Mr Faulkner. ''Even potential mates.''
Das Arnold?
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Hey, the wife was complaining about the sea-weeds.
He figured a quick mow would stop the whining.
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2011 at 12:43 PM
The article says that Elvis is territorial and likes his meat. Well, the lawn mower couldn't of been too tasty. He has nice teeth.
Posted by: Theresa | December 28, 2011 at 01:22 PM
You cawl thaat a lawnmower?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2011 at 01:25 PM