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December 29, 2011
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A timing story? I think it's a story about an idiot who dropped a ring in a toilet.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 29, 2011 at 02:22 PM
I thought for sure when I saw Montana and romance there was going to be farm animals involved.
Posted by: wingnut | December 29, 2011 at 02:27 PM
From your mouth to God's rear....or something like that.
Posted by: Diva | December 29, 2011 at 03:05 PM
I was hoping a cowboy would be involved wingnut.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2011 at 03:05 PM
Cute story, but he needs a better haircut.
Posted by: Elon | December 29, 2011 at 03:17 PM
One cowboy or two?
Posted by: wingnut | December 29, 2011 at 03:31 PM
"I got a sledgehammer, and I whacked it. The base of the toilet fell down on the truck's end gate, and right in the center where the little hole would have been was the ring."
Sledgehammer -- the tool of love.
Posted by: padraig | December 29, 2011 at 04:10 PM
Insert ring around Uranus joke here:
Posted by: Ralph | December 29, 2011 at 04:31 PM
I believe most of us have had toilets that flushed like that.
Posted by: Steve | December 29, 2011 at 04:46 PM
Wait...God flushed the ring???
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 29, 2011 at 07:38 PM