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The Lorena Bobbitt of fish.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Can think of nothing to write except...
[In falsetto voice] OUCH.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 28, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Why don't I listen?
Posted by: markhh | December 28, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Didn't they wear their swimming trunks like I told them?
What, what?
Posted by: Mom of boys | December 28, 2011 at 11:28 AM
What or whom did he use for bait?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 28, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Also known as the 'ex-wife's lawyer fish'.
Posted by: fivver | December 28, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Mark. Look at your gender. Now RE-answer that question. :P
Posted by: Diva | December 28, 2011 at 11:42 AM
This should spawn a new artificial lure: the dangling testicle.
Posted by: Jan Crozier | December 28, 2011 at 11:45 AM
My thoughts exactly Diva. Heck, I'm a woman and I'm not going to click on the link.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Oh, you know you want to, cindy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2011 at 11:50 AM
May I remind you of the Do Not Click This Link Tag ?
Oh sure, I suppose I'll have to make this post a little bit longer to convince your System that this is not sp*m because of the long link. In reality, sp*mmy links could be long rather than short, but that would be one way to fool the botz.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 28, 2011 at 11:54 AM
It didn't work.
ps4nju
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 28, 2011 at 11:54 AM
not funny, but i saw an episode of 'river monsters' where the fishing dude went after the "ball cutter" and caught one and in the meantime interviewed the locals and pretty much exposed this story as bunk.
so rest easy men. no icthyological castration today.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 28, 2011 at 11:58 AM
*struggles with concept of "icthyological castration"*
Posted by: pogo | December 28, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Yeah, it might all just be an urban legend. But I wouldn't go swimming there, until we are sure.
Posted by: Elon | December 28, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Doesn't surprise me that Jeremy Wade's involved. He gets in the water with the monsters that ate the monsters under my bed. If I fished where he fishes I'd be wearing kevlar hip waders.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Wonder if he's ever caught one of those spiny fish that swim up the male urethra...?
Posted by: Diva | December 28, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I used to be married to one....
Posted by: Elmo | December 28, 2011 at 12:57 PM
That is why you never, ever should serve fish balls.
You don't know
whosewhere they've been.Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Isn't it amazing what some of these fish can do. Nice teeth.
Posted by: Theresa | December 28, 2011 at 01:29 PM
Where there's one testicle-eating fish, there are bound to be more. Just sayin'.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 28, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Pacu are from South America, not New Guinea, although they are farmed world wide. They do like nuts.
Posted by: Ralph | December 28, 2011 at 02:11 PM
Someone introduced them to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: Elon | December 28, 2011 at 02:31 PM
I didn't even get past the first sentence!
Posted by: Man on Grassy Knoll | December 28, 2011 at 02:41 PM
Thanks, Ralph. Who said the blog isn't educational?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2011 at 04:20 PM
If that's a 40-pound fish, there had better be a whole lot more behind that head than it looks like.
He didn't look too healthy.
Maybe he needs some heart testes.
Posted by: Steve | December 28, 2011 at 06:01 PM
I don't see the problem. Women can swim without fear, right?
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | December 29, 2011 at 06:02 PM
They could have at least brushed its teeth for the photo.
Posted by: carlito | December 30, 2011 at 11:02 PM