LIKE THAT HOTTIE THAT CAME OUT OF THE GUY'S CHEST IN 'ALIEN'

Dennis Hof's newest Southern Nevada business venture, The Area 51 Alien Cathouse, will see him reopen a rundown brothel with a new science fiction theme promising potential customers 'girls from another planet'.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I am shocked...that no one thought of this before.

[Loudmouth]

Hot damn. Kirk's green girlfriend and Yeoman Rand. Up and ready to beam, Scotty.

[fivver]

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

[Steve]

I thought "convenience store" WAS another word for "brothel".
You can pick up anything there but it will cost you.

[Dan S.]

* waiting for obligatory Uranus joke *

[funny man]

watch out for the STA's....Sexually Transmitted Aliens!

[padraig]

Dibs on the Vulcan chick from the "Enterprise" series. Oooh, and the new Uhura from the movie. They'll take Federation Credits, right?

[Double Jeopardy!]

I'll take 7 of 9 for $300 an hour, Alex.

[Ralph]

Leeloo Dallas Multipass accepted?

[Renee (the First)]

Mars girls are easy.

[Curtis E Flush]

Hof looks like the kind of guy who wood would insist on performing Personnel duties himself.

[Allen at Starfleet]

All good choices, gentlemen, but my first choice would be the Orion girl who was Uhura's roommate. Once you've gone green, you'll never go back! ;)