IN MIAMI, SANTA ARRIVES BY BOAT
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December 25, 2011
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Who cares about Santa? We want to know more about that cute elf to his left!
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 25, 2011 at 07:42 PM
Santa's slim-fast diet is working!
Was the "boat" pulled by 8 rein-crocs?
Posted by: funny man | December 25, 2011 at 07:45 PM
And his helpers sure beat 8 smelly reindeer!
Posted by: fivver | December 25, 2011 at 07:45 PM
Wait a minute... There's something phony about that. I don't think it's the real Santa.
Posted by: Clankie | December 25, 2011 at 08:01 PM
Santa does look kind of thin. Maybe warm too as he isn't wearing shoes.
Posted by: Theresa | December 25, 2011 at 08:32 PM
He had to slim down because of what they call "chimneys" in Miami.
Don't you guys ever think?
Posted by: Steve | December 25, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Row, Ho, Ho your boat gently down the stream.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 25, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Because of various cursor blips on my screen, I read the headline as "Santa Arrives by Boa".
Given your Florida reptile history, it made perfect sense.
Posted by: Betsy | December 26, 2011 at 12:43 AM
That isn't Santa's purse I hope.
Posted by: pjd | December 26, 2011 at 05:49 AM
I bet this was playing as he sailed in.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2011 at 08:11 AM
He's probably packin' and I don't mean the bag.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2011 at 08:21 AM
What kinda boat?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 26, 2011 at 10:01 AM