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Dave wrote a book?
I mean, Dave wrote a book!
(It's certainly on my list.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2011 at 09:49 AM
I know Alan Zweibel, but who's that other guy?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Dave is a friend of Dahmer!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 29, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Wow, all that publicity with no explicit strumpeting? BOnus!
Posted by: padraig | December 29, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Key quote: Luke and Cara butt heads
Dahmer just liked eating Vietnamese.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Congratulations on using "toot." that "big hooters" reporter probably would have said "blow."
Posted by: rickh | December 29, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Dave: Suggestion:
That you and Alan Hold out for a cameo (at least) when Hollywood comes calling to buy the movie rights.
On the other hand, if they cough up billions, maybe you could hire doubles.
Congrats again!!!
Posted by: funny man | December 29, 2011 at 10:53 AM
"A Miami Herald columnist"???????
Puh-leeze!
How about "Pulitzer-prize-winning, funniest-man-in-America-labeled side-splittingly perceptive and discerning humorist and psychological sustenance of a nation"???
Posted by: Betsy | December 29, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Aren't you supposed to say "Excuse Me!" after tooting?
Posted by: David Emery | December 29, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Being mentioned in the same list as Christopher Moore has to be a Good Thing, author-wise.
Posted by: bob | December 29, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Since I have most of your books Dave, I am looking forward to this new one. I don't think that your horn needs tooting at all. Your work speaks for itself.
Posted by: Theresa | December 29, 2011 at 11:43 AM
There are other Miami Herald columnists?
Posted by: Elon | December 29, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Toot away Dave! I agree with Betsy 100% and I have the release date marked on my calendar.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2011 at 12:01 PM
"Tough Sh*t", and "How to Piss in Public". Sounds like you're in good company.
Seriously, looking forward to grabbing a copy. Congrats!
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 29, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Trust me, Theresa -- even successful, famous men like Dave need their horns tooted once in a while.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Okay, so Dave can toot once in awhile but with a successful record such as his most people should be able to see that. I would think but maybe they don't.
Posted by: Theresa | December 29, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I recently heard men toot 15 to 16 times a day, while women toot about 8 or 9...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 29, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Dave tooting right before the Iowa Caucus? Hmmm. Is it pure coincidence or a cunning ploy to get his name out to the voters?
Posted by: WVplantman | December 29, 2011 at 01:53 PM
Dave Barry, Dave Barry.... isn't that the guy Sugababe Heidi Range just dumped?
Posted by: padraig | December 29, 2011 at 01:53 PM
Ssshh padraig! Somebody might read this to Sugababe and, after they explain to her what a book is, she may want her cut of the profits!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2011 at 03:26 PM
I dunno. Dave is apparently so busy, I have to wonder what kind of campaign he's going to put in this year?
He has to run, doesn't he. He's our only hope.
Or at least the only one who expects us to laugh at him.
Posted by: Steve | December 29, 2011 at 04:57 PM
Dave's juggernaut is surging as usual. When will he resume replying to campaign-related questions?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 29, 2011 at 05:01 PM
I hope so, Horace! I want to know if he has solidified his position on beer. He's been so wishy-washy about it.
Posted by: Guin | December 29, 2011 at 07:10 PM
Also, I traded in my car that had the Dave for President bumper sticker. I need a new sticker for my new car.
Posted by: Guin | December 29, 2011 at 07:13 PM
*TOOT*
About time you wrote a book, Dave!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2011 at 07:46 PM
I am shamelessly promoting Gene Weingarten in his cause to obtain an AK-47. Please check out his column to vote for him.
Posted by: Guin | December 29, 2011 at 08:35 PM
Did you hear they found ticks on the moon? yep, lunar ticks...
Posted by: Tony B | December 29, 2011 at 10:28 PM