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Woman said she called 911 because she ‘ate too much food’
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Posted by: funny man | December 26, 2011 at 02:26 PM
Wow. And by "ate too much food" she really meant "smoked too much crack."
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 26, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Also, amazingly, alcohol seems to have been involved.
An example of the fine investigative work that went into this piece: An inventory of the food Lisee apparently ate wasn’t listed, nor was the volume of her stomach known.
But the reporter asked, that's what counts.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2011 at 03:46 PM
CSI in FL = Crack Smoking or Coke Snorting Idiot
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2011 at 06:17 PM
If eating too much food was a crime, I'd have 911 on my speed dial and a standing reservation at the local jail.
I also haven't consumed cocaine in over a year. In case you want to know.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 26, 2011 at 07:07 PM
Ate too much food and repeatedly hit herself over the head!
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 27, 2011 at 06:21 AM